Weekly World News Headlines!

This weeks offerings:

==>Marriage-minded doc offers…FREE SEX CHANGE

(to any man who will marry him within a month of the operation)

==>Real Live Robocop

Super-robot joins LA’s war on crime!

==>Horse drops dead after

World’s Fattest Jockey Finally Wins Race!

==>Hubby Clones Wife

-&then dumps her for her 18-year-old cloned sister!

==>Want to make an easy $25,000?

Open this cursed tomb! Of course you may never live to spend the money!

==>Alien In Slammer After Fistfight With Bill

Over Hillary!

==>Death is a Lady

– and she’s murdered 1,200 sex-starved men since 1983!

==>Everything He Touches Turns to Bald!

Last month the miserable Midas hugged his mom & sis and turned them into cue balls!

==>For Women only…

Bush to back $1000 tax break for virgins!

==>BIN LADEN HIDING OUT IN ALASKA

He wed an Eskimo to conceal his identity – CIA source

==>LUMBERJACK’S WORST NIGHTMARE:

Lady Bigfoot Kept Me as Her Love Slave – Woodsman claims

==>Georgeous Gal’s Face Shatters Mirrors!

And my all time favorite this week…..

==>Spanish Galleon Is Orbiting Mercury

Hubble telescope captures images of 400-year-old ship!