ok here is a really funny thing
Madam Zaeirska predicts your birth experience….
Here is what it said about me:
Madame Zaritska’s reading
Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.
After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.
But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don’t you go listen to an actual birth? It may give you some encouragement!
Coooool. I gotta check that out!
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*horrified look* She said my baby will weigh around 11 pounds 4 ounces!
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“The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl… will weigh about 9 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some blond hair. But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water…” Strange, I had a hysterectomy in March!
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I’m having a short labor and small baby, I guess SHE will be born early!? The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting 6 hours, a girl will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and a lot of hair. YEAH I like this prediction!!
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