Office Humor

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”

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October 2, 2003

serves him right, executives should get more of a clue or go away xxx

October 2, 2003

LOL

LOL that totally made me laugh right out loud.

October 2, 2003

yikes! lmao

Typical!

October 2, 2003

very funny. I shredded something I shouldn’t have yesterday. I didn’t know what to do so I just stood there and said ‘oops, didn’t mean to do that.’ Anyway the people that watched the incident laughed their guts out thank god. Shredders are dangerous machines.

October 8, 2003

Shredders scare me.