How Babies Are Made Today

Little Johnny: Daddy, how was I born?

Dad: Son, I guess one day you will find out anyway.

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. I set up a date with her via e-mail, and we met at a cyber-cafe. There we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, “You’ve got male!”

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Hahaha. That was cute.

June 30, 2005

haha! steph

hehe

*big big hugs* Don’t worry about not leaving notes. I’m not exaclty the greatest note leaver myself. I hope the procedure goes well, and that you can work things out financially. I know how much it sucks to worry about money, or the lack there of. (wow the baby must like you! he’s going doo-lally in there!)

I meant to put that private… only for some reason, I just don’t rememeber to do anything at the moment. *shakes head*

aaaaaaaaaahahhahaha

No I’m ok, it’s just when I reply to private messages I normally private it, just incase it’s something they don’t want the world knowing. I’m… wee_inocent_me on yahoo.

June 30, 2005

hahaah that’s too cute!!

June 30, 2005

lol, cute!

LOL

June 30, 2005

LOL!

June 30, 2005

LOL. Very cute. 🙂

🙂

June 30, 2005

rofl that is so funny lol

June 30, 2005

LOL

June 30, 2005

That was cheesy but cute!

June 30, 2005
June 30, 2005

I really like that it’s so cute. I was wondering if you could send it to my email box so I could send it to my sisters. I hope you are well.

June 30, 2005

LOL That is hilarious!

Mj.
June 30, 2005

Hey There~ Got your note to be added..and I added you. You’re from Merry’s diary right?

June 30, 2005

Thank you, But I don’t know how to do the cut and paste. If you could will you leave me instructions so I could do that. Again.. Thank you

June 30, 2005

rofl

Hahaha.

June 30, 2005

that’s good. 🙂

June 30, 2005

hehe! Cute

June 30, 2005

oh my god that was hilarious!!!!

June 30, 2005

I found you!

June 30, 2005

That’s cute!! >^..^<

Signs of the times! 🙂 Very cute!!

July 1, 2005

I love it!!! That is so cute.

July 1, 2005

HAHA, I loved that!!! 🙂

July 1, 2005

Hmmm, sounds simple enough O:-)

RYN: thank you so much for the note.

July 1, 2005

lmao thats hilarious! :c)

July 3, 2005

tis is so cute!