Spankees…

Last night I went out with UNTAMEDFIRE, Chesty, and a couple of work friends. The initial plan was to take UF out for a couple of drinks and chill. However, at the housewarming party, my work chums invited us to go to Spankees with them. When I called UF to let her know the plan, she starts laughing and asks if I’ve heard about this place. Spankees is probably different things on different nights, but certain themes remain constant: Fat women/admirers and swingers. Oh my gawd! This place was all kinds of butt naked crazy! My friends and I aren’t petite (even Chesty has meat on her), but this place made me feel Milan runway skinny. LOL No lie…there were some big ass chicks in this place…wearing the skimpiest clothing ever.

There were a few decent men in the place and one grabbed my hand for a dance. We had just arrived, so I passed. I need to check out the scene and make rounds before I hit the floor…find emergency exits, identify potential psychos…standard club procedure. :p Now…I can’t help but wonder…did he find me attracive because I looked like a brickhouse-in-the-making or was he a FA and wanting to ride the chubby train? It’s hard to know for sure. The sad thing is that the skankiest women in the place were the few “regular” sized chicks. The place has a stage above the dance floor…complete with two stripper poles. The show reminded be of Bourbon St. Yuck…I nicknamed one girl “Free Clinic Cindy”.

UF got the drinks she’s been wanting…one of them looked/smelled like Hawaiian Punch…so you know it knocked her out. LOL I think it was just a fancy version of trash can punch. *shudders* at the memories.

UNTAMEDFIRE, Diva, Chesty, and Tucker (LT is taking the photo…)

C, you didn’t see any PBDs? LOL!! I bet that place was a hoot!! I can only imagine what my first reaction would have been. Anyway, I’m glad that you had an interesting time. Even the name of the place is sort of sketchy. LOL!! Smooches…

Sounds like an interesting place. : )

lol, Trash Can Punch… I remember it well! Those were the days of big poofy hair, pink eye shadow and blue eyeliner. How I miss the 7th grade! 😉 FYI C, you aren’t fat. You are beautiful and you look like the Queen of all Diva’s.

interesting, very interesting. great pic, though 🙂

fatcat

June 13, 2004

You look wonderful and glowing. Great story, too funny.

I go to this one club around here like that…lololol My motto is Just Because They Make It In Your Size, Doesn’t Mean You Should Wear It!!! Some women are N-A-S-T-Y!!! But Courtney, you look awesome!! Im so proud of you! So Did you go back and dance with that guy?!!! HMMMMM?! (Jackie)

Mz Odd

nice photo

Sounds like you had a time!!

LightButHearty

I think you were asked to dance because you looked so darn good.

capnsweets

You look gorgeous! Place sounds like an interesting time!

Oh LORD……………Thats gross!!! =) so how did the concert go?

SoCalGal

Sounds like a wild and crazy evening. BTW, you’ve GOT to get Chesty out in the sun! You girls and crazy.

Atrevida

June 14, 2004

You look wonderful!

Serilen

“Free Clinic Cindy” — that is hysterical! I was laughing so hard that hubby asked if something was wrong with me!–

nascar_girl

June 15, 2004

What a night? It has been ages since I have been in a club…not sure I would know what to do. I loved your “to do” list when you first arrive. So cute!! You are “Looking good” and I love the new look of your site.

jmelyn

June 16, 2004

I used to read you a while ago, haven’t for quite some time…and you look GOOD! 🙂