Are you a porn star?

That’s what I plan to ask my current upstairs neighbor before I move. I think I’ve mentioned her before. She wears the clear hookah heels and her apartment is pure chaos 24/7. Not like “gang bang” noise…but a “regular scene with camera crew” noise. This entry isn’t starting out G-rated. Oh well…it’s my journal. Hopefully Girl Scout troop 719 isn’t reading today. :p

So…I’ve received a few inquires about MY cute tankini. I’ll tell you where I ordered it from under one condition: None of you heifers show up in St. Thomas while I’m there. Got it? You know the wardrobe code!

::deep breath:::

I found it at Newport News. 🙂

From Star Magazine (so you know it’s true…)

It’s not easy getting a table in the Big Apple-especially if you’re the twin daughters of a Republican president.

When Jenna & Barbara Bush, 23, arrived at Freemans restaurant, they were told it was full. They then asked when a table might be available. According to an eyewitness, the host didn’t miss a beat: “In four years!” The restaurant erupted in applause. Freeman denies the twins were treated rudely.

Moving Day…2 Days Away! I think poor little Brax is going to need anxiety medicine. The boxes are freaking him out. LOL Schnauzers are so neurotic.

For all of you that swear I am so spoiled by my company: I am missing a Houston fam trip because of my move! What is a fam trip?  Short for familiarization trip. Vendors arrange for agents to visit their properties for business purposes. Most of my account will be heading to Houston to be get pampered beyond belief. The main vendor rep just flashes a corporate card the entire time and lets folks run wild.  I want to go, but Chesty would stab me in my sleep if I disappeared during moving week.

The next fam trip will be for Mardi Gras… *pausing to let the hating begin* teehee 

On a somewhat related note, a client asked one of my coworkers to book him from Paris to France. So sad…Never a dull moment. How many days until St. Thomas?

The Biggest Loser comes on tonight! Who is going home next? I really want Dre to win it all. I like Mo too…but Dre’s attitude has been great from Day 1. I wonder if Lisa is going to throw a fit tonight?

“Oh my God! One package says reduced fat…one package says lowfat. What do I eat? I’m so confused. I’M SO HUNGRY! I CAN’T DO THIS!”  

Today’s Eye Candy…

He’s supposedly moving in with Halle. *sigh*

Ok…time to do some real work. Hope everyone has a great day!

C