Ultimate Bible Knowledge Quiz
You know the Bible 95%!
Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses – you know it all! You are fantastic!
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I think I missed the question about how many books are in the New Testament and the one about which book comes after Colossians (because come on, how is that plot-related, I don’t know on which page of The Corrections Denise meets Becky Hemerling either, and I’ve read that book a lot), but I still think any truly ULTIMATE Bible quiz should require the testee to be able to distinguish between Oholah, Oholibah, and Oholibamah.* Also, the actual Hebrew names of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego,** and how come we call them by their Babylonian slave names when we never call Daniel Belteshazzar.
*Respectively, two sisters in a parable about the whorishness of Israel, and Esau’s Canaanite wife after she married an Israelite and changed her name from the heathenish and incomprehensible Judith. According to the text, “Oholah” means “her tent,” “Oholibah” means “my tent is in her,” and “Oholibamah” means “her tent is on the high place.” Someday I am going to get a pet corn snake which I will name Oholah Oholibah Oholibamah and refer to affectionately as “Tenty.”
**Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah. Put THAT in a jolly song, Louis Armstrong.
Um… Why don’t you write about your threesomes?
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^^^ Come on now, who would be interested in that?
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Oh, I love you. =)
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Can I ask….why?
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I didn’t mean that to sound rude or anything, it’s a genuine question.
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Dear God. 13 years of going to a Pentecostal Sunday School and yet, all this only seems vaguely familiar. I always used to think Abednego was a made-up name. It just never sounded… serious. 🙂
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I hope you’re doing ok.
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Just a dream I guess. I’m so sick of hospitals. I don’t even know why I wrote all that. Sometimes I think people are going to tell me what to do. There’s never really owt to say but keep going, is there… are you mad at me?
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but everyone around me is being lovely….
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ta. am alright.
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Is it true that God loves the smell of burning goats (or sheep)?
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