Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
What if I want a black picket fence? But painted with flowers– red and yellow and green and blue and purple flowers, in real dark, rich colors? An artistic picket fence? And never to mow my lawn?
What if I want a black picket fence? But painted with flowers– red and yellow and green and blue and purple flowers, in real dark, rich colors? An artistic picket fence? And never to mow my lawn?
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RYN: “They could be tied up in the back of a truck, scared and hungry”. God, if this is an April Fools Joke I might be okay, but this is just bothering me. I’m living in a world where Mitch Hedberg dies and Larry the Cable Guy lives…
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Well then you probably wouldn’t make a good neighbor. lol.
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ryn: Well, sheÂ’s usually playing teenagers in all her movies.
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RYN: Heh, that made me laugh
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I say go for it!!
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RYN: Sorry, I should have clarified: A)I’m not a misogynist and was making a bad joke. B) Were I soley basing it on one bad experience at 11, yes, I would have been completely in the wrong. However, I have had soul crushingly bad experiences with other girls. And yet I still think I’ve found Ms. Right…
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RYN: No, my point was that I was joking, but I’ve had enough bad experiences that I would be justified. I realize though that I have a habit of picking the wrong girls to like. And besides, getting screwed over doesn’t make one unique. I’m still optimistic about life despite bad experiences.
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