T-shirt sayings…And the evenings babble…

Things I found written on shirts in a catalog:

Empty Promises, Calculated Betrayal, Sociopathic Greed. Just Another Monday.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

College is going great (except for that education part).

I fall short of absolute perfection.

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Freelancers unite! Say 10-ish at the Coffee House?

Deadlines amuse me.

Don’t make me striptease. 

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Your dreams have been answsered…I’m here.

Good Morning is an oxymoron.

Aproaching Magnificence.

Life was better when we didn’t know what the goverment was up to.

Mom said I was destined for greatness. Destiny is so overrated.

I am not anti-social. I’m just not real friendly.

I’ll give you an Honest Answer. That was a Stupid Question.

No need to yell. I still won’t listen.

I’m like a Superhero, only without the powers.

This is my warm and sensitive side.

Why can’t we all just worship the Golden Rule?

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

I’m not a pessimist. I’m an optimist with experience.

Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.

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The cat said I’m dismissive and sarcastic. What does he know? He’s only 10" tall.

You see three branches of goverment. I see firewood.

Things you say are called "opinions". Things I say are called "facts".

You can’t please most of the people all of the time. Most of those people are my teachers.

Let’s hope intelligent life exsists in space. I’m so lonely here.

Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

Careful, or you’ll end up in my novel.

Princess Today…Goddess forever.

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*sigh* I feel bad…But perhaps not as bad as I should. Which makes me feel even worse. *hangs head* I feel like I’m being petty and jealous…Okay, I know I’ve been feeling jealous, and that it is petty to feel so. It’s that last little part that continues to hang on. Stubborn thing that it is. I’m mostly resigned…I know what is what. Or at least to the point that I ever do. That one part…Tries to read into things, things that aren’t there. But I know better…I do. And I’m content with that. I mean…What choice do I have? [Wow…perhaps that purge of emotions the other day helped more than I thought…Or I’m just at the point of knowing I’ve failed.] But I am sorry things didn’t work out like they were suppose to… [Now that I’ve confused most of the population…]

Here’s a big surprise…My Jeep is still not ready. *sigh*

I feel like gorging on candy…I have Riesens…They are hard to gorge on…Probably a good thing too. Though…Hey, I can FINALLY get that piece of peanutbutter pie and my hot chocolate.

The last few days, I’ve found myself wondering what things might be diffrent if I was already free from the Pet…Or if I was the same age as my friends. [I know…I’m like the biggest ‘You’re only as old as you feel’ sayers…But truth is…Sometimes…Age does matter.]

I’m not sure this one piece of pie is going to do it…I might have to eat the second one too…Just what I need, a sugar overload.

*shakes head* Gods…I watch such a strange combination of things…I am now watching Body of Evidence: Case Files…One of many forensic types shows I watch…And only three minutes ago I was watching Avatar: The Last Air Bender…One of many cartoons I watch. [Actually one I avoided watching for ages…Intent that it wouldn’t hold my interest. What was I thinking? It’s got an elemental base to it. *rolls eyes at self*] [Which reminds me…W.I.T.C.H. was just an awsome episode today.]

Decided against the second peice of pie (like you all care so terribly *laughs*).

Still a bit confused on how the whole college classes thing goes…But I do have a bit of time to sort it out…As I should be setting my sites on Fall 2007 for starting. [Not Spring as I’ve got other plans for Spring…Such as finding my freedom…And I’m sure that might be a bit stressful depending on how things go…So I’m not sure trying to go back to school at the precise moment would be that good of an idea.] Though…I did find a couple courses in the Outdoor Pursuits, that I’m curious about…[Despite my wonderous fear of heights]…Caving & Rock Climbing. [Though someone seems to think it’s too dangerous for me.]
I fear Math…Math is evil…Algebra kills my brain cells. But there’s Writing…Writing is good. And Art classes…Drawing, and Painting, and Pottery…Fun stuffs. *grins* Now…just to get it all sorted out. And figure out all the money evils.

It’s raining again…Though the morning was blue instead of grey…And the sunshine was trying…

I want…Something…Haven’t a clue as to what though…Hungry/Thirsty/Trying to find something to fill some other want/need…Ug…I don’t know. *laughs* *falls over* *stares at ceiling* Blah…Think I’d best call an end to this mess.