*SCREAMS* *deep breath* *sighs*

I had an entry…about escape attempts by rats…faulty $40.00 cages from Pet Smart…and Critter B and the Chocolate Frosting invasion. Then my computer froze up, and ate it all…I’m so not in the mood to repeat myself.

So…here’s something totally diffrent…

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered each question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! . You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 

 

 

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

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WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That’s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

WHATEVER
It’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@

 

 

 

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I’m in a foul mood now. Which pretty much sucks, because despite everything else…I had been in a good mood. But dealing with annoying people just pisses me off. *glares @ annoying pet* Is it so F#CK!NG hard to 1) Take a blanket and a sleeping bag out of the dry and toss them in the living room?  2) Take a dozen or so towels and put them in the dryer?   Instead of walking out, deciding it’s too much trouble for ‘you’ to do it, drop your rubbish on the floor, and then whine for someone else to do it a half an hour later…And whine more when they don’t appear to want to drop what they are in the middle of doing and do it for you…Gods…and it had been such a quiet week-end…Can’t you go away again you annoying prat!

*sigh* Anyway…*has one chocolate frog left out of the 7 bought*  (Critter A had 2, Critter B 1, Put 1 up, Ate 2 myself.) And do you think out of those 7 there would be even 1 Severus Snape card? Nooooooooo, of course not…unless of course it’s the one put up…which would just be my bloody luck. *sigh*

Blah…Oh well…I have an essay to go post in my world.