My Fine is…$380.50

Rules:

1)Tally up the total for the things you have done
2)Then write an entry titled: "My Fine Is…" (maximum: $1,110.60)

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

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Saturday, November 18, 2006
The internet won’t let me on. Raya has gone to bed. I wrote nearly 500 words of utter rubbish for my story…Quantity, not quality. Mum is in bed…Sonja is with her. Harley is actually crushing the life from me as I write this. He’s laying on my chest, smooshing into my neck. The evil pet is gone for the week-end, out after the poor little bambies. And…*sigh* The phone call I was hoping for, isn’t going to come…I know this, still…*sigh* A part of me keeps hoping.

I feel like crying…Though I don’t really have a logical reason as to why. But I guess emotions are like that, they don’t make sense or follow logic. I’m just feeling…I don’t know. *sigh* [Very sighie apparently.]

My penguin apparently has a flair for fashion…Or maybe not so much a flair, as…I don’t know. Anyway, it kind of looks like it’s wearing a witch’s hat. *weak laugh* All it really does is serve to remind me that sooner or later the screen will be unusable. Sucks…As I really do love my laptop. *hugs laptop*

My lips…They yearn for kisses. It’s been two months since I got my braces off…And I have yet to have a braceless kiss. Then again, it’s been nearly three months since I’ve had a kiss.

You know…This is pointless. *sigh* *sits in corner* *pulls knees up to chest* *wraps arms around knees*
1:26:15 AM

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So…Not much going on…As I have no life. *shrugs*

Writing…
Today’s word count: 2,232  (wow, lot’s of twos.)
Total word count: 29,209 (still leaving me 797 words behind of schedule.)
Some of it’s okay…some of it’s just rubbish.

Read my Yule book today…Didn’t get me in the holiday spirit.

Grim survived his playstation 3 shopping. Mostly intact.

I should put up the next three chapters of my story up…But…currently, I feel I can’t be bothered. *shrugs*