Angie did a quizzzz…

1. Which sitcom or TV show set in New York is your favourite? If you’re a gently pretentious, ever-so-independent-thinking anti-TV person, pretend I’m going to set you on fire if you don’t answer this question.

 I guess I’d have to say Friends.  I love those guys, what can I say?  A close runner-up would have to be Sex and the City.

 2. If you were forced to make out with a serial killer, which one would you choose? Why is that, you sick fuck?

 Um.  I’m not going to steal Angie’s answer.  I’m not going to steal Angie’s answer…..Jack the Ripper.  I don’t even know who he was and since no one else does either I can imagine he looks however I want… So um… why Jack the Ripper?  I don’t know.  Always been fascinated by the Ripper.

 3. What’s up with people finding pee sexually exciting? I mean, it smells like pee. There’s something not right there.

 I have no idea.  It’s kinda gross.  No, ok, it’s just gross.  But hey, whatever floats your boat.

 4. If you could pick your last meal on this earth, what would you pick?

 1. To begin, a blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse delivered by gorgeous men in togas.  Why togas?  I have no idea.  2.  We move on to the main course – Country fried steak, fried okra, fried squash… hey, I’m dying hence the last meal… who cares about arteries???  3.  For dessert: My grandmother’s raspberry trifle.  THE ENTIRE BOWL.  OMG. 

 5. Say there’s a God and He (or She) (or It) lets you pick exactly what sort of Heavenscape you want. What would it look like and what facilities would be available to you?

 A gigantic movie theater where I could invite all my friends and family… a big bedroom in the back for those movie stars who come by and we need a place to relax ;), a projector room with every movie and television show ever made and  popcorn and soft drink machines that don’t need tending and never have to be refilled. 

 6. Tell us about one or two of your major pet peeves. We want to know, so we can avoid pissing you off. You have that crazy gleam in your eye and we like to watch our step around you.

 People who bring their toddlers into the library so they can spend two hours chatting about porn on the internet while their child runs amuk.  If you’re going to bring your toddlers into the library don’t plan on getting on the internet.  I will cut you.  Ok, no I won’t. But I will ask you to leave. 

 7. Quote me something off the top of your head. Tell me why you can remember it. Where’s it from? Why do you love it?

 "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." Captain Mal, Firefly. Ok, this isn’t my quote… this is Angie’s quote… I have another.. and I love this quote… so I thought I’d share an icon I found on LiveJournal…

So anyway, my quote is: "You smell like old people… and soap." It’s from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  I remember it because it made me laugh… that’s also why I love it.

8. Why are you/are you not religious? Do you think people who hold the opposite point of view from you are a little bit unbalanced?

 I wouldn’t say unbalanced, but sometimes I have a hard time looking at it from their point of view.  And Why?  I don’t know.  Part of me would like to be but the more I think about the more I think about the logic the more I doubt.  Yeah, I’m a doubting Thomas. 

9. Have you ever kissed your pillow/arm/mirror? With tongue?

 Sure.  What lonely teenaged girl hasn’t? 

 10. Say you were in a plane crash with the cast from Friends, and you all survived but were stuck in the Andes. Which one would you cannibalize first, and why?

Uh.  HEY, can we add in guest actors?  Cause I’d totally cannibalize Jon Lovitz.  Ooh Ooh or that woman who plays Janice??  Oh yeah.  But if it MUST be one of the six… I’d have to go with Monica.  Do you know how unbelievably annoying she would be within the first few hours of crash landing? 

 11. Give me a couple of famous or moderately-famous people whom you find sexually attractive. What? I’m interested! (Is "whom" right? Or is it "who"?)

Ryan Reynolds, Adam Baldwin, Michael Vartan, Ioan Gruffudd (Yo-ahn Griffith is how you say his name Broomy), Criss Angel (the magician), Joel Edgerton – six people I’ve been crushing on pretty hard lately.

 12. What’s the most unfortunate piece of clothing you’ve ever owned?

 A hole-y, white, knee-length, fringed vest I wore to the Damn Yankees concert when I was 12 or 13.  That was a very unfortunate piece of clothing.  I should never have even looked at it.

 13. Are you superstitious about the number 13? What if I end this survey on the number 13. Will it freak you out? I kind of hope so, because I’m a bitch. Okay, bye!

Not superstitious about the number 13 at all.  In fact, I play it every time I play the lottery (but that’s not often)…

 

Ok!  Done for the day!

*hugs all around*

Much love to you all!