15 things.

Stolen from the Angiekins.  =o)

1. Name 5 things from Europe that you want to put into your mouth.

Swiss Chocolate, the chocolate covered fingers of a dark-haired Italian guy who is feeding me, chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate covered body parts of numerous men with varied accents, chocolate covered Rodrigo Santoro (had to add in the chocolate as I was on a roll.)

 2. What is the most radical thing you’ve ever done to your appearance?

Probably the short blonde thing that I had last year.  Going real short and dying my hair is about as radical as I get.

 2b. How long did you keep that look going?

About a month… until it started growing out and my roots were showing.  Then I dyed it red.  Kept that for about a month before I decided it was time to head back towards the dark side.

 3. What historical figure would you like to sleep with?

 Ramses the Great or Gene Kelly.  HE counts, right?

 4. What literary character would you like to have mow your lawn (or, if you don’t have a lawn, paint your walls or scrub your bathroom)?

 Dolores Umbridge can scrub my toilets and then come to the library and clean it as well.  With her tongue.

 5. Name 5 of your favorite grooming potions.

 I don’t have five favorite grooming potions.  I love VO5’s Vanilla Honey shampoo and conditioner and that’s about it.

6. If someone gave you ten pounds of red ripe tomatoes, what would you do with them? (You can’t give them away.)

 I hate tomatoes.  I’d probably make a bunch of spaghetti sauce and freeze it.  I’d never run out of spaghetti sauce!

 7. What’s the best legume?

 Lima beans.

 7b. Why?

I love lima beans.  I love the texture of lima beans.  I wonder if you can chocolate coat a lima bean.  I’d probably like that too.

 8. If you were ever found out, would it most likely lead to embarrassment, expulsion, rehab, divorce or a prison sentence?

 Embarassment.  Most definitely.

 9. Rivers Cuomo?

 I think he’s cute but nothing to write home about.

 10. How angry did it make you to have to think so hard about legumes for a minute?

Oh I like legumes.  Legumes rock.

 11. How did your first romantic entanglement come to an end?

He told me he was gay.

 12. Name 3 things you enjoy snacking on while you are online.

Twizzlers, chocolate, fruit.  Why don’t they make chocolate covered Twizzlers?

 13. How did you find out about sex?

My best friend and I were babysitting our neighbor’s kid when I was … oh I have no idea how old I was.  Anyway, Cass had gone to sleep and my best friend and I decided we wanted to watch a movie.  The movie in the VCR didn’t have a label so we pressed play and lo and behold… my first look at pornography. 

 14. What are you saving up to buy right now?

 A DVD recorder

 15. What is your favorite way to be non-sexually touched?

Back-Scratching, running fingers through hair… *quivery*