Interesting turn…
of events. So I had squirreled away some 750 bucks for Botox…well Juvederm actually but that’s beside the point. I figured that once I was finished with boot camp and had lost the weight I put on by quitting smoking after 30 years I would go and get some of the lines on my face removed. I’ve lost a third of the weight in less than 5 weeks and I’m feeling positive about my progress but I’ve yet to actually use the gym I get weighed in at every week.
Gyms are intimidating. Not because a bunch of buff people semi inhabit the place but because I don’t have a clue how to use the equipment…
SIDE NOTE:
This week I received a message from someone I had a dalliance with in high school and he told me that he never forgot me, compared all other women to me and was his go to girl for pounding his pud because I’m the best sex he’s ever had. I took this as a compliment.
Back to the gym….. we had a trainer from the gym meet us there and show us how to turn on some of the equipment and what to do on other pieces of the equipment. Yeah. so the trainer was nice and laughed when I asked him what machine would put my boobs back in the place they started in. He said that it wasn’t a piece exactly that would do that but a specific way to work out that could lift my boobs by a couple of inches.
A couple of inches….. no shit! He looked me straight in the face and said no shit. We continued on with the tour of the equipment and I started to think about how much a boob lift costs and the scarring involved and the body I want and how this guy could actually make it possible and you know what…
I handed over my Juvederm money to my new personal trainer. Yep, decided I wanted a better body, tighter ass and higher boobs more so than a smooth forehead.
In other news I registered my business, rewrote my business plan and took it to the Small Business Center in city hall. I planted a vegetable garden, am having someone come in and deal with my kitchen cupboards and install my new microwave. All the animals are up to date on all their shots and are in fine shape. Also…. Jordan has agreed to go down on me on May 29th.
I know…. I know but he said he had full intentions and had practiced over the clothes but I told him I wanted an actual date not just a promise that for sure it was happening some time and he gave me one. I am in no way willing to pass this up so I’ll keep you posted, Dear Diary, and let you know how it goes….. the new body and the new sex act.