don’t live up to it
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“Remember when you lied by omission for 20 months straight by not telling me your parents had bought you a trip to Japan? Yeah well that hurt my feelings and if you re to take responsibility for the fallout from that action then the guilt you don’t feel turns into material pain…as in matter and it lands on someone, like me, and they have to carry your pain around because you won’t. “ Pain is tangible: a real thing, so much more than an emotion.
Dear Humanity:
How ‘bout you fuck off (I’m in a bad mood, can you tell)?
The historical Buddha was not obese. Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th. Santa is not a religious icon. Abner Doubleday did not invent baseball. Dinosaurs existed. Drinking milk or consuming other dairy products does not increase mucus production. Pedophiles are not gay and if you’re not sure ask Sandusky’s wife if he’s gay. Napoleon was not that short. Lindsay Lohan is covered in freckles (http://celebritynewsandstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lindsay-lohan-sharon-tate.jpg) so yes…. The Playboy pictures have been drastically Photoshopped. Mama Cass did not die by choking on a ham sandwich however she did die in an apartment (No. 12 at 9 Curzon Place) that Keith Moon died in four years later at the same age. . A cow did not cause the Great Chicago fire. The Coriolis effect does not determine the direction that water rotates in a bathtub drain or a flushing toilet. If you fuck up and refuse to feel bad you’re just making sure someone else will suffer on your behalf. Marijuana is no more of a gateway drug than alcohol…in fact, more teenagers drink alcohol first rather than trying pot. Nowhere in the Bible does it say exactly three magi came to visit the baby Jesus, nor that they were kings, rode on camels, or that their names were Casper, Melchior and Balthazar. <span style="font-size:12.0pt;
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mso-ansi-language:EN”> The Rolling Stones were not performing "Sympathy for the Devil" at the 1969 Altamont Free Concert when Meredith Hunter was stabbed to death by a member of the local Hell’s Angels chapter that was serving as security. Men do not think about sex every seven seconds. Global warming is real and so was the Holocaust. Michael Jackson diddled those kids. People like Mike McCreary, who witness a crime and do fuck all should be charged. George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter, Thomas Crapper did not invent the toilet, Thomas Edison did not invent the light bulb, Marconi didn’t invent the radio and Al Gore never said he invented the internet. There are no loopholes to cheating no matter what area code you’re in unless it’s a Presidential election in the United States (Al gore did win that).
Do me a favour and check your facts, think before you speak, don’t live up to your stereotype and when you’re not sure about a computer virus or missing kid check Snopes before emailing me about it….
http://www.snopes.com/
Thanks,