Song List – Edit*

Stolen from just about everyone!

Step 1: Put your media player on random.

Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play.

Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from. (No cheating and looking it up online!)

Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

1. ” You flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun”  Carley Simon – You’re so Vain

2.  ” With my perceptions in a mix, Down twenty miles through the sticks, To the cloudy town of Hellview: Population 96.” CKY – 96 Quite Bitter Beings

3. ” And I’m floating in a most peculiar way.” David Bowie – Space Oddity

4. ” But my eyes are opening this time, And I read you.” Delta Goodrem – Predictable

5.  ” Sitting on the beach drinkin’ rocket fuels Oh Yeah!” Cold Chisel – Cheap Wine

6. ” So if you want to love me, then darlin’ don’t refrain.” Guns N Roses – November Rain

7. “ You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.”  Linkin Park – Numb

8. ” I want to rock your gypsy soul.” Van morrison – Into the Mystic

9. ” Don’t make me close one more door, I don’t wanna hurt anymore.” Whitney Houston – I have Nothing

10. ” But time makes you bolder.” Fleetwood Mac – Landslide

11. ” Please stay, And I’ll learn to love you right.”

12. ” You’re a fuck-up, you’re a joke, You’re a clown, take your pants down, Get fucked you fucking fuckwit, no you can’t move into my house.”

13. ” Memories back when she was bold and strong And waiting for the world to come along… “

14. ” When human respect, Is disintegrating, This whole damn world, Is too frustrating.”

15. ” I don’t want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two.”

16. ” Sometimes you picture me – I’m walking to far ahead.” Cyndi Lauper – Time After Time

17. ” Then someone will say, what is lost can never be saved.” Smashing Pumpkins – Bullet With butterly Wings

18. ”  She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak.” Nirvana – Heart Shaped Box

19. ” And I don’t understand why I sleep all day.”  Blind Melon – No Rain

20. ” Me-and-my friends, On the couch, Give me a sofa and some snacks, The idiot box-that T.V. trash, The V.C.R.-some stupid films, The remote control, Fuck the bills, There’s no point in a job, The pay just sucks if you’re a slob, I’m not lying, I’m lazy, And all my friends are just like me.”

21. ” I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes, marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs.” Regurgitator Polyester Girl

22. ” She has a house and garden, I would like to see what happens..” The Doors – Love Street

23. ” I can’t be too cool in a tree with my pants down, the air is cold and I’ve got splinters in my feet.” 

24.  ” But I found out I’m just a link in your chain.”  Aretha Franklin – Chain of Fools

25. ”  A lovestruck Romeo sings a streetsus serenade.”   Dire Straits – Romeo and Juliet

26. ”  Cold. The kind that seeps into your marrow. The kind that creeps into an old car on a clear night. A clear night. The kind that makes you kill for that unspecific anyone. Finally, because you know it has been too long since you felt someone elses skin. I just want to touch her. In a quiet still coldness that settles onto every blade on the ground and into every pore of your skin. But all you want is the warmth. You dont care how you get it. Youre both lying on the floor, soon to be asleep or leaving youre the furthest thing from her mind at the moment. Now you get philosophical and you preach to yourself about fate. You walk out onto the street, do nothing about it and go home because its getting late and because shes drunk on screwdrivers (Shes been dancing and laughing and smoking in corridors). Just forget it, because last time you did this you just woke up sore. In a quiet still sadness that is all too familiar because of expectations because of an over-active imagination. All you want is the warmth. You dont care how you get it. But all you get is a sad disappointment that is all familiar because of expectations because of an over active imagination youre the furthest thing from her mind at the moment and theres not a lot you can do about it. “

Bonus points if you know who sings and the name of 26!!!

* 26 is my all time Fav song. I dont think that anyone will be able to get it, maybeIf you grew up in Moonee Ponds then you would get it. The bands name is Caustic Soda and the name of the song is: Three Cheers For the Fuckhead in the Corner. If you like punk, then you would like this. And I also really love this song by Caustic Soda too..

The Actor

Fuck you if youve heard this all before. Dont ask me Whats wrong? if I dont talk. If Im quiet then its because I dont want everything to fall down. Seem every time I force air through my throat wrong things sound you know Im trying too hard to be myself but it just isnt me. Its dishonest. Honest. Oh, honestly . . . Dont believe the things I did last night – -got caught up in the flood of lights and friends and trends and selfish gripes. Was I listening to anything I was saying? No. Sick of going home and banging my head against the wall. Sick of my own voice (and sick of writing it all down). Sick of putting up with this plane of thought. Finding that it really wasnt what I thought it was at all. You can cry now. You can cry and whinge and sob and complain. And you might try to shut your mouth because it all seems better that way. But in all truth youre going to be a fool in somebodys eyes anyway. Unbelievable. Someone sits down next to me on this tram and starts talking openly about how your thoughts arent really your own (how did she know, how could she have known?) So I listen amused by her sincerity because this concept had been rushing through my head all week. Her facial expression got the better of me. The conversation bordered on theatrics: Look at them she said indicating the occupied seats Theyre unhappy with where they are going on this tragic old street . . . unloading all the negativity that they bring. I know because I used to feel the same when I worked on one of these things. And I know she believed every word she said, but was she peddling someone elses ideas? Look, heres the card of the place that satisfied me (she was) Perhaps she would have made more sense if she has of said plainly to me: Fuck you if youve heard this all before . . .