OMG Ewwww

OMG – I have survived a weekend with my Mother and her Boyfriend

They arrived on Saturday afternoon after much fucking around on there part. We meet them at a local coffee shop, because lets face it, any bitchness and I was out of there. We sat down and they had coffee and ordered us hot chocolates to drink. Wasn’t much talking, they where to busy sitting out side in the rain to have a smoke. ( I hate traveling or living with smokers, every 5 mintues, "Just gonna have a smoke".) We finished up our drinks and I got into Mum’s car and we drove up to the house. As we pulled into the drive way I hold her that we have bought it and should be moving in July. The look on her face was priceless. After much looking around she came out and said that she was happy for us and that house looked wonderful….

We went for dinner, and I invited along Matt’s family, because lets face it, Im waiting for my Mother to break down and yell at me. We all had a wonderful dinner and chatted and chatted, and hey Pete (Mum’s BF) paid for dinner *shocked faced again*. We headed up to V&N place and had a nightcap and then headed back to our place where Matt fell alseep on the couch I sat up talking to Mum. She was ok at first, telling me stories about the works that they are doing on her house and the painting, and un-wallpapering her place. So I kinda believed that it would be nice to add in that we will move then likely paint the new place on the inside, because outside is fine. As I started to talk about colours, she cut me off so I just shut up.

( Im jumping up and down for joy by now on the inside, because really we haven’t told anybody that we bought a house. I did ring Kell, and told her and we where both jumping up and down together. I know she understands why its important for me.)

It was almost 2am by now, so I headed off to bed. By the time I undressed and layed down in bed, cuddled into Matt, I could hear noises coming from the living room. It’s freaky when you hear your parents having sex, but hell it’s even more freaky when it’s your Mum and her BF, fucking on the living room floor for a hour. I was tired in the morning, and very pissed off that I didnt close the hallway door.

Luck they headed out early…

Just eewwwwwwww….