Chat With My Uterus

 I think it was about time, that I had a chat with my uterus, and it went a little something like this:

Kell: so what’s going on down there of late?

Uterus101: you know i can’t tell you anything

Kell: oh come on now, our my oldest friend.

Uterus101: sorry, I just can’t tell you.
Uterus101: Club uterus rules.

Kell: So if I was a uterus you would tell me what was going on right?

Uterus101: no

Kell: work with me here now
kell: If I was a uterus for a day and joined your club would you tell me what was wrong?

Uterus101: hrmmmm nope

Kell: But why????
Kell: now Im really bummed
Kell: Can’t you just look at your list and tell
me  when the egg is coming out and bingo it’s going to happen in
this month on this date?

Uterus101: you’re really starting to annoy me, and you know what it’s not that easy to just “look” at a list you know!!! 

*sending evil Uterus cramps your way now*

Kell: *ouch*

Kell: You know what, just forget it. I remember when you where my friend and you where nice…

*tears*

Damm evil Uterus, I’ll show you………..

sometime later….

Kell:   Ooohhh come on, I’m dying out here…..tell me…

Uterus101: Away Message
Sorry I’m too busy right now to answer your questions. Thank you for IM-ing Kellie’s uterus.
And If this is you Kellie, Im so going to block you when I get back..

Kell: $^%%^*%&*%*$%#@