What did you learn in school today?

You can be a mass murdering, genocidal maniac but if you repent just before you die, you get to go to heaven.

(Harry Potter, Star Wars)

Don’t judge people on first impressions – you may end up being set on fire.

(Twilight)

Don’t take sweets from strangers.

(Narnia)

All spiders are evil and need killing.

(The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings, The Silmarillion, Harry Potter, IT)

JRR Tolkien might well have been TERRIFIED of spiders.

(The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings, The Silmarillion)

Witches are more powerful than God.

(Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

A few good deeds can not make up for two life times of evil.

(Angel)

War crimes are entirely acceptable if done by good guys.

(Harry Potter)

Democracy is just mob rule in disguise.

(Star Wars)

If your girlfriend tells you she doesn’t want a birthday party, LISTEN TO HER.

(Twilight)

Money excuses all sins.

(Harry Potter)

Don’t let a religion take your children away from you – it won’t end well.

(Star Wars)

Casual racism is perfectly acceptable amongst children.

(Harry Potter)

A small group of committed people are more than a match for the most powerful governments.

(Twilight)

If you want to blow something up, ask an Irishman – they know how to do it.

(Harry Potter)

If you want true love, pick the person you are most compatible with – someone who can not resist you.

(Twilight)

If you want true love, pick someone who looks or acts like your mother.

(Harry Potter)