PMS?

I’ve never experienced such horrible PMS and I really hate the person that I am becoming each 28 days. I wonder if there is any over the counter products that I can take.  I have been eating food constantly and when I’m around people I tend to become very snappy.

It certainly can’t be that the entire world is comprised of peons and I am the only one with any sense so it must be me.  Why wasn’t I born rich and why must I work with complete idiots. I think I need to invest in a stress ball because I think it may help.