can i put my ashes in your ashtray?

This is an old rap song I wrote years ago, I just found it. Silly as hell, but hilarious..

 

I got a tab the size of Kansas to pay

for the bunch of Margaritas I’ve been throwin your way

your shirt’s pretty soaked

from my rum and your coke

if you had enough smoke for one day

I’ll go away

but can I just put my ashes in your ashtray?

 

I opened my belly in a nasty-ass brawl

now it’s half on the pavement and half on the wall

my liver is restin

on the lower intestine

my spleen is spread out like a butcher’s display

but I may still be OK

if you only let me put my ashes in your ashtray

 

Your place is a mess but I could care any less

it’s all crammed so tight no wonder you’re stressed

you look like you’re sore

but you know what I’m looking for

it be paper or plastic or clay

just to put my ashes in your ashtray

 

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January 7, 2010

Haha! Love it. 🙂

January 10, 2010