can i put my ashes in your ashtray?
This is an old rap song I wrote years ago, I just found it. Silly as hell, but hilarious..
I got a tab the size of Kansas to pay
for the bunch of Margaritas I’ve been throwin your way
your shirt’s pretty soaked
from my rum and your coke
if you had enough smoke for one day
I’ll go away
but can I just put my ashes in your ashtray?
I opened my belly in a nasty-ass brawl
now it’s half on the pavement and half on the wall
my liver is restin
on the lower intestine
my spleen is spread out like a butcher’s display
but I may still be OK
if you only let me put my ashes in your ashtray
Your place is a mess but I could care any less
it’s all crammed so tight no wonder you’re stressed
you look like you’re sore
but you know what I’m looking for
it be paper or plastic or clay
just to put my ashes in your ashtray
Haha! Love it. 🙂
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