I’ve done 9 stupid things out of 36

This is from the Friendster bulletin, posted by Jou.

The more [X]’s the dumber your are. 18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 4

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 1

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
So far: 4

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 6

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
So far: 8

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ]You break a lot of things.
So far: 8

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 8

[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word “umm” is used many times a day.
So far: 9

Now count them up and put “I’ve done__stupid things out of 36″

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