who knew drag queens could be so fun

i had a super fun weekend. me and derek got way too drunk though. i was drunk almost all weekend. good times. on friday i started drinking at like 1pm when i got off work and hung out at home until derek got off at 5:30 then we had some drinks together and listened to some music. then we went to his ex’s house and hung out with her and her husband and saw his little girl. and then after the kids went to bed, we drank cheap wine and beer. then my cousins call and wanted us to go the the strip club so we left and we were all hanging out getting lap dances. it was so much fun. me and derek were paying for each others lap dances….arent we so sweet??? hehe then we left and went dancing and it was so much fun. but we ended up leaving a little bit early ‘cuz i was already way too drunk even before we hit the bars. so we got home and hand insane sex. like we just went crazy. oh but it was soooo good. then the next morning i had to go pick up my cousin cuz she somehow ended up at this guys house and he kinda just left here there and she had no ride. so i went and got here and we went to lunch and hung out. then after i got home me and derek went shopping for mothers day gifts and all that good stuff. then i went out to dinner with my friend aubrey and her little boy. it was nice. her little boy looks just like her husband and he’s such a little show off. and he is so big for his age but he’s just adorable. and then after that i got home and me and derek and our neighbors went to the strip club again but only for a little bit and they all left and my cousin came and picked me up and went to this little mellow bar and had a really really serious talk for a while and then we decided to leave and go back to the strip clubs so we hung around and got hit on a lot because we were walking back and forth between the clubs ‘cuz they’re only a block away. so we got bored and decided we needed to go dance so we went and ended up staying out until 2:30 and got soooo freakin drunk, but we danced a lot and made lots of friends and it was just a blast and a friend of mine met us there and she is so funny i hadnt seen her in forever so that was fun catching up. and then the best part was that there was these 3 drag queens there and me and my cousin just had to go talk to them. they were soooo funny and very nice, i had so much fun. at first i was a bit weirded out but they were pretty cool to hang out with. then the next day me and derek did our laundry and i showed him all the funny pics of the night before of this crazy guy dancing like a robot and the drag queens. then my cousin came and hung out with us for while and then the rest of the day was kinda lazy. we went to lunch and went to see his step mom. our neighbors got in a huge fight and we had to watch their kids for a while and that was crazy. but they got over it pretty quick. and then that night after my parents got home from vacation (they went to texas for a week) we went over there and had dinner with them. they bought me cool stuff on vacation, i got new shirts, and some shoes, and earrings. oh and my aunt and uncle went on vacation last week too so they bought me some cool shot glasses and a little bottle of whine. its so cute. it’ all mini. and i was telling everybody about the drag queens. they were all just thinkin i was crazy except my aunt. she wanted to hear all about them. she is the funniest. ‘cuz she’s like 55 and acts just like i kid. i love her so much. so she liked my drag queen encounter. so yeah, ummmm right now im home on lunch being bored. derek is gone this week out of town it sucks. but we have a busy few weeks coming up, we have his daughter next weekend and a graduation the weekend after that and then a wedding the weekend after that so hopefully he gets to stay in town the next few weeks. blah i better get going ‘cuz i gotta stop at the post office and mail some bills on the way back to work. oh too exciting…