Envious Ninjas Make For Interesting Adversaries.

 My dearest readers,

I got a letter from Star today, It makes me incredibly happy. I miss him and I love him more than I can express in words.  

My facebook status is "Is the happiest person in the universe right now! ♥" With a string of google-translated German, Spanish, and Turkish comments between Alpha me and my cousin. There is only one comment in English between the three of us: "Who knew a letter could make you so happy. If I knew that I would write you one every day!" and that was from my cousin. 

So an envious Ninja decides to comment saying "I’m glad someone’s letters make you happy and you’ll write them." 

I messaged him saying "Don’t you dare."

and the conversation goes like this:

Me: Don’t you dare.

Ninja: Dare what?

Me: Start with me.

Ninja: It’s true! Why dont you write me? Why dont you finally send all the letters you HAVE already written? You have a book of them…

Me: What’s true? That someone else’s letter made me happy? Yes, It is.

Ninja: Ya know I did read that once upon a time you LOVED getting letters from me

Me: Never said I didn’t.

Ninja:  …then y dont u send me those letters? Huh? Do you want me to keep writing you?

Me: If I wanted to send them, I would have. It’s up to you.

Ninja: I feel like you dont …love… Them. They dont make you smilie do they?

Me: sometimes.

Ninja: I wanna read them. Its about me I think I deserve to read them

Me: No, It isn’t ABOUT you. It’s to you. You don’t DESERVE to read any of them. They are my letters, not yours.

Ninja:  If its too me its has to be about me and some way and dont u go gettin fussy on me ….screw it. You once said you would send them…u asked me and I said yes…

Me:  You started it, All I’m saying is that I don’t HAVE to send them. I’m not sending them, because the information has been rendered invalid. I’m not fussing, By the way.

……

And then he got angry.

I think It’s extremely childish, Just gonna throw that one out there now. 

He needs to put his big boy pants on and get over it! 

That might be a little mean, but the situation calls for it.

Besides,

I’ve found someone better.♥

I love you all!

~♥EmieLove♥~