tale as old as time

I need to make a sign around my neck that reads, "My wife and child are doing well.  No, he is not yet sleeping through the night.  Thanks for asking."  I appreciate everyone thinking about us, but I answer the same question at least a half dozen times a day.

While little Dex isn’t sleeping all the way through the night yet, I am.  Since I’m working and my wife isn’t, she has been letting me get as much sleep as I want.

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From the "Why didn’t I think of that?" file: http://milliondollarhomepage.com/

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Three Truths and a Lie (and I’m not telling):

– I have seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast more times than I can count.

– I am a member of the "mile high club."

– I have a tattoo in a place only visible to my wife or a very thorough doctor.

– Unbeknownst to anybody, I love the music of Hilary Duff.