hey! teacher! leave those kids alone

There’s this old Seinfeld episode that features George having a "man crush" on one of Elaine’s boyfriends.  Not a romantic sort of crush – he just thinks this guy is really cool and wants to be around him and hang out with him all the time.  He even gets jealous when Kramer starts spending time with him.  It’s been a while since I’ve compiled a list, so here’s a list of my celebrity man crushes (laugh if you will, I’m secure with my heterosexuality):

1.  Sting
2.  Bill Murray
3.  George Clooney
4.  Jack Black
5.  Vince Vaughn
6.  Ben Folds

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School starts tomorrow.  25 little knuckleheads impatiently waiting to be entertained and educated.  I guess it’s time to earning those paychecks they’ve been sending me all summer.

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With the baby coming, we’ve started looking into buying a new minivan.  I went over to the home of a friend of mine to see the new van that she bought last week, and noticed that the window sticker was still on it – you know, the one that lists all of the car’s features and the MSRP.  I notice a lot of people driving their new cars in this fashion.  My guess is that people want everyone to know that they have a new vehicle and/or how much the car costs.  Pretty silly if you ask me.  You don’t see people walking around with tags on their new jeans, do you?