beauty school dropout

5 Truths, No Lies:

When I was a youngster, some of the neighborhood kids and I would amuse ourselves by doing plays in my garage.  We usually just recreated (very poorly, I might add) scenes from Star Wars, Grease, and Saturday Night Fever, mainly because those movies were on HBO every other day and we had them practically memorized.  Plus, the parents of the girl across the street had the soundtrack albums for the latter two, which added to the entertainment value.

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I remember when amazon.com only sold books.

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I have great calves.  I know this because one time, this girl tried picking me up by saying so.  It worked, but I often wonder why she had to get all the way down to my calves to find something to compliment.

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I have never been punched in the face.

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When I sleep, I have to pull up the covers in such a way that the sheet is long enough to fold over the top of all of the other blankets so that only the sheet touches me.