TimmySurveys

I'm morbidly curious. It's almost noon where I am. Okay, I got up late. (I WAS CUDDLING.) But, still, I'm going to eat breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day! What did YOU eat for breakfast? Or will, as in my case. Today is going to be my usual yogurt smoothie, because I'm…

I knew I wouldn't sleep. So. Who likes doggie style? I DO! I DO!

I'm surprised I keep coming up with these kinds of scandalous topics. I've already determined most people are not masturbationally ambidexterous, among other things. I've been honored to be in the presence of a couple of girls who felt comfortable enough to masturbate in front of me. There's some...

"I masturbated last night, and after I was done, I had a cramp all up my arm. I could get carpal tunnel if I do that too much." - Jennie I told her that she needs to switch arms now and then. I can masturbate effectively with both hands. Rather than add a new entry,…

I had the realization that most of the ladyfriends I have would go for a good spanking. Coupled with this is the fact that 99% of my ladyfriends are flaming liberals. ..Okay, maybe not all of them are quite as flaming as me. Now I am quite sure there are conservative factions who enjoy a…

This is an open question for any ladies that frequent a gym and actually shower at the gym, or any lady that has some vulva drying anecdote to share. Somehow, Cliff and I got on the topic of ball-drying. I'm rather comfortable in a locker room, so I don't bother shielding my genitals from other&h...

(My interior monologue goes many varied places.) Let's suppose we're stranded on a tropical island with no way to contact the outside world. Maybe our ship crashed there and our radio stopped working. It's not a single palm tree surrounded by sand, but a decent sized island. You could walk from o...

Well, now's as good a time as any to ask. After the DITL post, I got comments stating how "infrequently" I peed. I had THREE pee pics up! That seemed like the average for me. When I was in High School, I'd pee before I went to school, pee when I came home, then pee…

What do you like about me?

With my dad out of town, I guess I'll be taking my mom out to dinner tomorrow. Meaning, I get to pick. Again. Inspiration evades me. So. Think for me. Here are some places within a ten mile radius: El Coyote Chili's Macaroni Grill White Castle (My mom loves White Castle, but c`mon) Fatburger Oliv...