The Adventures of BIGGAYDAN.

"Danny, there's some boys at the door who claim to be your friends.""Uh?"Halloween. And BIGGAYDAN wanted nothing more than to be left alone. He was prepared to barracade himself in his room for the evening. Not to be, it seems."...Do I know you people?"Blinking a few times, he saw on his doorstep...

They moved to the next house...."TRICK OR TREAT!"The door didn't open immediately. Out of nowhere, bats appeared and swarmed around the BIGGAYBUDDIES. Naturally, they were scared out of their wits and screamed high-pitched girly screams. A hidden vat of (fake) blood was dumped down on them, soaki...

"TRICK OR TREAT!"A hideous looking creature answered the door."Damn, yos asses be homos! I best be gettin` my eat on yo asses."The creature lept out from the doorway and onto Richard Simmons. He shape-shifted and absorbed him into his own fungal mass. He reformed to his normal self. "Damn, BIGGAY...

Part VTimmy motioned to the bed next to where INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND was. BIGGAYDAN shrugged and laid down. Timmy laid down in the bed next to BIGGAYDAN. He began to wonder what was going on. "Hey, what is thi..." A large cord was shoved into BIGGAYDAN'S spine.BIGGAYDAN is standing in whiteness. A...

"Have you ever considered how much less of a penis you have?"BIGGAYDAN broke the kiss with his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND. Her hand was down his pants, gently fondling his GIANTMANCOCK. He looked at her rather dumbfounded."..What?""You know, if you had that skin, you'd have more of a penis.""Bullshit,...

The Doctor pressed button on the wall behind them, and then walked in front of the couple, waves his arms dramatically. "All will be clear, my son.""You're not my dad.""You're right, I'm not. I'm sterile."BIGGAYDAN and his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND exchanged glances. They noticed they could hear some...

The blasting of Metallica drowned out most conversations. They were in the middle of a mosh pit, apparently. Kivudet spotted the band on stage, and went in the opposite direction. Clear, he saw TRENTS+EIN and Martino sitting at a table. He grabbed a chair and sat down. He noticed TRENTS+EIN and M...

"OH GOD, MARTINO! WE LOVE YOU!!!" Before he could even orientate himself, a herd of naked girls had surrounded him. And Kivudet, as well."You know, Martino, I never bothered asking. What does happen when they drag you away?"The girls grabbed Martino's limbs and lifted him into midair. Kivudet fol...

Kivudet found himself in the entryway of Timmy's Mansion. So far, the sole survivor of a GAYMADMAN. He turned around and saw the front door was closed. He went towards it and checked to see if it was locked. It was. He pondered what to do with himself. He knew he'd be dead by the…

I suppose there was a time when I wanted BIGGAYDAN to be our BIGGAYHERO. Someone homosexuals everywhere could look up to. But, unfortunately, BIGGAYDAN himself didn't want that role. Regardless of the roles I put him in, the struggle became not him and his homosexuality, but him and me. Me. Timmy...