Melbourne

I had a dream last night about kittens. There were kittens in my backyard (it felt like my backyard, although I didn’t recognize it). They were on a blanket and they were not well. I had no idea what was wrong with them but they were dieing… one-by-one. I’d go away and do something and…

I'm so miserable right now. I don't even know where to start. So I won't. LPH

So here it is. I'm sitting at a Hudson's Coffee, drinking a hot chocolate, waiting to go to my first NA meeting. I suppose I'll update later. LPH

Félix arrived back from Tassie on Saturday and has been around for the last couple of days. It’s been wonderful. He’s beautiful! Although, his want for attention can get a little.... excessive! For example: I like to watch my stories before I sleep, this usually results in me nodding off while th...

Fuck I needed that. Now does anyone know how to get lube stains out of velour? LPH

I was sitting at the servo, after putting some petrol in the car (as you do) and the next thing I hear is someone doing a burn out. I look up and the douche in front of me was coming at me tires squealing, he rammed my car, pushed me back about 10 metres and…

I was walking to the post office at lunch and was blocked by a big'ol bulldog that was sitting mid-path while his owner was drinking coffee and chatting. As the dog was eyeing me keenly, I decided not to jump over it first without bending down and introducing myself, a) to passively indicate to t...

Such a draining week and its only Tuesday. GAH! I think to make it that much worse, I’m only here tomorrow so I’m cramming a week’s worth of work into 3 days. My brother is flying down from Canberra for a week tomorrow night and I’m taking Thursday, Friday and Monday off. He’ll have to…

the feathers are black, wing span approximately one-half metre, the eyes are yellow and it has a powerful triangular beak. when it looks at me I am paralysed, I cannot move, it seems to know me, but I don’t understand how that's possible it's merely a bird, an inferior form of life. but the sight...

He’s half African American and half German. Go figure how I managed to get Aboriginal. And I have to say the sex is mind.blowingly.fantastic.snort. The snort is for emphasis, like when you laugh too hard. I’ll let you figure it out. We had to be gentle on Friday. I had a wisdom tooth pulled out.&...