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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.What's the fluid capacity of Moni...

i mean that in the sense that sometimes they are just baby cucumbers, or other times they are regular cucumbers. but all of that aside, i just love cucumbers/pickles/babies. and on the subject of babies, i also want one of those, but not a real baby, just a kitty or puppy. but jason says no!…

something in my apartment smells funny, and i cannot seem to locate the source of the smell. i think it is my re-heated spinach canneloni, but it reeks, and it is too cold to open up the doors.so since the last time i wrote, which has been close to ages! jason and i have moved…