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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross Bunny!!  

The Feline Diet Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people -- such as getting lots of table…

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this mea...

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your s...

So... This little old lady was rocking away one day on her porch when all of a sudden a Genie appeared before her *Poof* And he says to her... "Madam... You have led a good long life and I have come to reward you by granting you 3 wishes" The old lady thinks for a…

Boo Boo Joey is my 'special needs' kitty. She was a patient of mine at the veterinary hospital I worked for once. She was found in a dumpster only a week or so old. She was bottle fed and turns out was injured in the dump. She has a stub for a tail, bad knees…

Sooo... this guy sitting in a bar asks the bartender for another drink. The bartender tells him... "No way! You've had too many. Your drunk!" So the guy tells the bartender... "ohhh yea? I can pprove I'm not drunk! See that cat coming into the bar? He's only got one eye!" The ...