2011

Note to self:  When 'grooming' one's self in the shower, take note not to cut ones scrotum :P I'm okay, only a tiny cut - no blood.  I certainly jumped though hahaha. Damn maintaining the garden is annoying! Work has been dragging worse than some of the drag queens at The Beat this week...

I did a new chart, one day late.  Time just got away on me.  I didn't really wanna put it with my Christmas picture entry (go back one for that) cos it kinda ruins it.  I was the 14th person in the world to view the new Natalia Kills official video!  =D  I've never been&h...

I was out the back in the stockroom at work last night, trying to clean up the junkyard it's become over the past three days, when I heard the alarm go off and some bogan (probably drunk) guy half yelling, half complaining, "Let me in!!  Let me in you fucking cunt!" Now, I'm happy ...

We either love it or hate it, but either way we can't avoid it. This year's Christmas is being spent at home in Brisbane with the housemates.  My older brother offered to pick me up and drive me out to the farm, but there's no point since I'm rostered on to work tonight.  It's no…

Well well well!  Talk about a scandal!! I missed a call on my phone last night that I let go to voicemail because a) it was a private number and I hate answering them and b)  I was trying to go to sleep.  When I checked it, it was Danielle from work saying, "Matt, I…

Because I'm the flamy-est gay that ever did gay, and I have no shame for some reason today, here you are, I provide, for your entertainment another mime video. This is what I do instead of sleeping before work ergh WHY Matt WHY!?

 lol, because of that little dancing episode in the previous entry, and because i also got caught up watching a nature documentary, i, in true Matt-style, was late for work wasn't I? lol. Thank-you so much for the kind comments!  I'm so plesantly surprised actually! Writing this at work...

Dann from work always went on about how good the show 'Housos' on SBS was.  This morning I watched the first episode, then the second, and want to watch more but it's my bedtime :(  I haven't laughed so hard in ages!!!  So truly Aussie and bogan and SO reminds me of the old days&he...

My photo's have been back for a few days now.  In fact, the guy who did them had to to me the following day!  Couldn't believe it - was very impressed with the speediness.  He selected and editted 43 photos that he liked.  Of course, I didn't like all of them.  I chose so...

Am at work, laughing that I actually didn't realise that j/o video wasn't private! I'm embarrassed but I'm laughing at myself. Turns out before I realised, I had the 59th most viewed video in the world in the last 24 hours lol. Not something I can really put as a status update, although my friend...