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I am Jack’s broken heart.

I am seeing situations change as the weather gets odder and odder in Minnesota, I have to figure out if the two are connected or not.

I have decided to give up.

Not on anything or anyone big, and it’s not as depressing as it sounds really…but, I’ve decided to give up the internet, and cable, and anything with more flavor than ramen noodles…I’ve decided to give up the garage that houses my pretty little car, and the new shoes I thought I needed, giving up working on my fabu movie and music collection. I’m giving up on the cigarettes, and beer…and on everything else in this world that costs more than a nickel.

I am going to clip coupons.

I am going to watch sales.

I am going to become thrifty.

I am to be bigger than Scrooge!

Let’s be real, Scrooge was rich because he frugal, cheap, thrifty, use what term you will. And I will pay the un-ending bills, and own my cars, and own my houses…maybe even the electric company so I don’t have to pay that bill…

I will own you.

I’ve decided that oh yes…money IS everything! Muwahahaha…forget what I said about all that LOVE bullshit, that money CAN buy that for you too.

Can’t it?

“‘All you need is love.’ ~John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back…very sad” ~Julius, ID4

My mother always told me that I should marry for money the first time, love the second. My MOTHER. God, if I wasn’t screwed morally to begin with, that would do it. And I’ve tried to do everything in my power to marry for love, fall in love, be in love, be love.

But money might have it’s perks, dontcha think?? Earn earn earn…save save save….don’t spend spend spend…Doesnt’ work that way does it?

I will live with this slap in my face if it means being able to love poorly versus die rich and alone. Won’t I?

Please send donations to:

ME
Directly to ME
Me-Ville, USA

L is for the way you LOOK at me
O is for the ONLY one I see
V is VERY very extr-ordinary
E is for EVEN more than anyone that you adore…

And LOVE…

(Fade to black)