Is That a Banana in Your Pocket?

Hmmmm….so in the past couple of weeks I have just spent 400 dollars and change on sex toys.

Previous to this, I did not even own a sex toy.

I chalk this expenditure up to the fact that I have a problem with spending money, and not the fact that one would ever need that many toys. But on the plus side, I now own a vibrator that does everything but fold your socks.

That is all.

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What all did you buy for $400?

April 24, 2002

HAving sold many of those items when Shelly and I were together, I’d love to hear what you got. $400.00 bucks…hmmm, that will be one hell of a time. Take care.

April 24, 2002

*blink* wow… and I reiterate WOW… that must have been a gold plated dildo…

April 24, 2002

sounds like my past compulsiveness

April 24, 2002

RYN: they just phrase it differently. thou shall not bear false witness. meaning, don’t lie

April 25, 2002

Hell with the right toy’s who needs a man *winks and laughs* enjoy em hun…toys can be fun..alone or with another…hmmmm ya know i might be available for becoming an another *winks*

Toys! Excellent. I always want to buy more but the ones i have just sit in a bag under my bed collecting dust!! What did you get??

Well, batteries ARE expensive…

Invest in rechargable batteries……good investment indeed! I hope the dildo alone didn’t cost $400! You better have gotten a years supply of lube, some dirty magazines, some edible underwear and stock in the company! Details, details!

hmmm, *ponders how 400 dollars breaks down*, it’s really not fighting the metal, it’s only been giving me trouble the past couple of days, I think I’ll just soak it. It’s been working out fine, it definitely adds something in the way of G-spot stimulation, and for me, it gives sensations I haven’t ever felt before.

hehe

April 26, 2002

honey, please tell the nice people that it may be 400 dollars worth of toys but I still rock your world! besides you and I both know that….

RYN: Didja lick the screen Ma’am? ~wiggling softly~

what on earth .. i could never spend that much on sex toys! especially not in us$ (i’m canadian) oh my .. but hey, good for you