Zombie Lady, Reporting In…

I am… tired.

 

I am… not well.

I am sleeeeeeeeeeeeedamnitpy

hahahah… say that out loud. i guarantee a smirk.

god what the hell. WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLL.

FUCK.

ok, trying to wake up.

trying.

trying.

going on 3.22 hours of sleep.

i say .22 cuz i can.

i actually just slept for 20 minutes on my desk.

NEEDED IT.,

will take another nap at lunch if I can.

on a stupid half sleep note, my Final Fantasy game comes out today. I don’t know how I’ll resist buying it.

Hell I KNOW I WON’T. I’ll be at freaking Best Buy on the way home. I just can’t eat out next month. At all.

ha ha.

And my vanpool hasn’t been yanked yet, which would be a gift from heaven.

please God, spare me give me your sweet mercy.

So anyway,

wanna know how crazy delirious I am?

I woke up.

I put on a brown pair of pants.

A fuzzy warm brown swearter.

I put on my brown coaty jackety type.

and i sat there and thought

"Oh my, I have dressed up for Halloween. I’M A STICK! A TWIG! A LOVELY PIECE OF WOOD!"

yes, with that much enthusiasm.

I shall make sure to tell everyone at work today too.

They will stare at me with blank eyes and smile and nod.

And slowly back away.

Looking for the nearest exit.

and I will lay on the floor.

and when people ask, I will say "I’m a stick, and this is what sticks do"

and nobody will be able to tell me different.

since when did sticks type or do any sort of work?

Never. They just sit around, being a stick.

yaaaay.

I shall take my children trick or treating. For the first year, my mother won’t go. Oh well. I can take my boys around the neighborhoods and stuff and theycan fill up a bag of candy and we’ll go home and all will be well. We shall set out our jack o lanterns (and i shall take a nice picture of them lit up with my phone!) and it will be festive.

and i.

Well I shall be a stick.

and I’ll probably fall out dead asleep by 7 tonight.

but that’s ok.

Because being a stick means I can.

I can do whatever I want when I’m a stick.

and that means, since I’m a stick, I should be albe to lay in the middle of the floor all day and sleep.

I just can’t snore.

Because sticks don’t snore…

do they?

(sleep deprivation sucks)