ze monday, eet hatez me

 

 

 

 

Is it Monday? Seriously?

Ugh.

it’s definitely that. blah.

So this morning I go into the kitchen adn there is a note with lots of exclamation points: Please make sure the freezer is completely closed!!!"

Um bitch, I’ve been shoving the freezer closed and actually HOLDING it there until I felt like it sealed for the last FOUR DAYS. Don’t talk to me about closed damn freezers. It’s just NOT WORKING and it’s had this problem for a WHILE.

blah.

I don’t like her anyway.

Damn it.

She’s got that "she’s so great cuz she’s nice" thing going with my kids. Like, I tried to get my kids to clean their room, they won’t. But they will for Auntie Jamie!

I couldn’t open a bottle of vitamins for some reason. And Jacob grabs it and says "I bet Auntie Jamie can open it"

dumb bitch. I snatched the bottle back and tol dhim he didn’t need any damn vitamins!

bah.

So anyway, I didn’t much like seeing that note cuz it could only be directed at me. I look inside, and sure enough THEY bought ice cream and frozen pizzas and stuff and want them to be ok. Who cares about my stuff that’s been defrosted in there forEVER.

blah.

dumb bitch.

*sigh*

So after getting my feathers in a ruffle over THAT I realize that I can’t find my doctors note from Jonathon’s appointment when I had to leave work last week. Suck ass. Oh well. His eye actually hasn’t gotten any better. But it’s not all goopy like Pink Eye. I don’t know what it is. But if it’s not better by Friday, I’ll take him in.

So I lost my keys again (ha ha, they were with my cell phones. I’m a dumbass) and was a little late on everything this morning. But there were some parking spaces at the train station THANK GOD.

The train I was on this morning was FULL. OF. BUGS. it was gross. Little tiny flying evils. I don’t think I’ve noticed them before, but ew!

Oh! and I forgot. i look like crapola. My hair is on revolt from all this heat. I straightened it yesterday and it looks like I barely did anything to it. dumb frizzy afro hair. So I feel yucky cuz I look yucky. I’ll end up braiding it later. That tends to make me feel more secure. I don’t know why.

So I get off the train and my legs feel like rubber bands melting in the sun. I don’t know what’s up with them.

I go to Subway because I totally forgot about MY lunch. I have 7 bucks left over from shopping on Friday so I was gonna get a 5 dollar foot long.

but hte deal is over.

and so i had to pay full price for my turkey, but it was ok. I’ll have lunch for the next two days, which is cool.

So that’s my morning so far.

I know, thrillin and chillin.

I will write a few things about "him" later.

I’m actually going to try and do some work.

it’s novel really.