Your mom has a bubble butt…

This morning the annoying ad was for the Hallmark channel.

Why OD? Why?

It’s not going to make me click it.

It just makes me HATE IT!!!!!

Ok, so anyway, last night was a total bust.

I go to pick up the boys after school and their counselor says that Jonathon’s teacher told them to tell me that he’s not turning in his homework.

I was livid. I ask that boy every night if he’s finishes his homework in the after school program and he says yes. I check his backpack most mornings and there is nothing out of place. That little buster is folding shit up and hiding it and I could choke him.

Well he is now on a shorter leash and all video game priveleges are suspended.

Jacob is also turning into a shit and being rebellious and telling his counselors "no!"

He’s in trouble too.

It could only stay good for so long I suppose.

Then, as I’m getting ready to go over the homework with Jonathon (as I’ll have to do from now on, I can’t trust him) he tells me that kids are telilng him that… and this is a direct quote:

"Your mom has a bubble butt and you’re a bastard because you don’t have a dad."

*blink*

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

First of all, what the hell is wrong with these little shits that they have to LOOK AT HIS MOTHERS BUTT and then comment on it to him?! Are they serious?

Secondly… they crossed the line with that bastard comment. They don’t know shit about shit and how dare they say such fucked up shit to my kid.

I went into crazy Mama Bear mode and I wanted to find the kids, crack their skulls together, then find their MOTHERS and tell them the who what for and possibly lay a bitch out with a few good punches to the face.

It is enfuriating. Jonathon is already really sensitive to the dad issue and it makes me crazy upset that these kids are just so rude.

They need to get beaten.

Amazingly, Jonathon seemed to handle everything last night really well. He didn’t have a melt down when he got caught not doing his homework, which I was almost sure we’d have because he always melts down when he gets caught. But not last night. He just knew he was in trouble, took responsibility for it and was really calm. I was shocked.

So at least there was that.

So after all that crap Baboo dragged me to the gym. Which put me in a sour pissy mood. I did 6 miles on the bike (about 20 minutes) and we left. Then I went home and prepared the spaghetti sauce that is tonights dinner. My brother will put it on the stove when he gets home and it’ll be simmering for at least 2 hours so it should be delicious.

but after doing all that I was even more pissy so I took a shower and laid down.

Baboo was in flurry excitment mode because we figured out that we can stream our netflix and other computer media through his Directv box so we can watch it on the television and not the stupid piddly computer screens.

Unfortunately, my poor baby computer is on it’s last leg of being relevant. Hell, it’s on it’s last TOE. All background applications have to be disabled in order for it to stream from netflix. 

 I really need to upgrade and get more power, but it’s just not in the cards right now. My Sims 3 sits there forlornly waiting. Oh! And I found that there is a godmode cheat in the "Left for Dead" game, so I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!

But alas, a new computer is at least a year away, if not more. So I’m stuck simply wanting these things.

My first priority is to get divorced and I have no idea how much that’ll cost me after it’s all said and done. So any extra money is already spoken for, ya know?

anyway, I ramble.

I went to bed pouty and not feeling great and Baboo was shuffling around the room making electronics work and getting all excited and I couldnt’ join in cuz I was just pissy.

I hate my mood swings sometimes.

I woke up feeling guilty and wanting to cry.

WHATEVER DUMB BRAINS!

so yeah.

it’s Wednesday, I’m sick of everything already, and I want to go home and go back to sleep!