You know you’re crazy when…

So someone gave me a slice of watermelon.

it was delicious until I looked down at the rows of seeds and it FREAKED MY OCD CRAZY ASS OUT and I had to throw it away.

Yes friends, rows of seeds in a watermelon made me creep out, itch, feel like my skin was crawling, and generally make me squeal and throw the whole only half eaten slice in the garbage.

I couldn’t even stand it being on my desk.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW INSANE I AM.

yes.

me.

i so crazy.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to my chicken bowl later.

People keep asking about it. I get it from this Japanese sushi place called Mitaki. I don’t think they are a very big chain, but they make good food!

I am not looking forward to going home and searching for birth certificates.

I do not want to get up tomorrow and go to a birthday party, but I will. I think we’ll go to Wal Mart because I need something from there(but don’t ask me what it is right now because I’ve completely forgotten!) and we can get him a little 4 or 5 dollar something and HE’LL LIKE IT DAMN IT and that will be that.

I wonder how long I’m gonna have to sit at this damn Chuck E Cheese. EW!

I’m gonna bring my book and read. I hope I don’t have to talk to parents.

UGH UGH UGH.

I hate socializing.

Anyway, today has been a wreck on wheels.

I went to get some documents signed by my boss (the same one that sorta snapped at me) and she ranted and raved at me for 20 minutes about a bunch of stuff… i have no idea.

then I get back to my desk and get asked TWICE for documents I just couldn’t find… and which probably never existed, but I did have a bad habit of not making myself copies when I first started working here. I just didn’t think about it and sent stuff out without making them.

ANYWAY… it’s turning out to be unecessary because they don’t even NEED the papers, but I HATE when I get asked for stuff and it’s NOT THERE.

ugh.

And so it goes.

I have this stack of doom sitting next to me and really,I don’t know what to start with.

I want to scream and run.

But I should get crackin on it if I hope to leave here a tidge early to get my lunch.

I think if I get my bowl early it won’t be gross like it was last time because they won’t be rushing..

And if I see that they are out of sauces, I’ll just get the non spicy one.

BUT I REALLY WANT SPICY.

so my butt can burn later.

I know you wanted to know that!!!!

I haven’t even had a chance to google at puppies! *pout*