Work what ya mama gave ya (answers to questions!)

 

 

 

 

Yay! It’s quesssstion time! I shall answer them all with much honesty and shameful abandon. bru ha ha, and all the rest of it.

And away with me

 

 

 

 

 

if you could kill one person and take over their life who would it be? Uhhhh. take over their life? Hmmmm… if they had to die?!!!

ok, I’d so take over Angelina Jolee. That is, if I got her body. and got to bone Brad Pitt. Hells yeah. And I’d still get to touch her boobs cuz they’d be my boobs.

score.

 

would you live in the land of sim’s if you could eventhough your life could be lost by a power surge?

Probably not. Though, i may take that back. Isn’t our own life as fragile as a power surge? in the grand scheme? Hell, I’d ahve a surge protector at least! And cheat codes to give me lots of simoleons and a cool house and all the rest. And I could never grow old and such?

hmmm, such a quandry. But Sims get sad too, and they cry, and ultimately, I’d probably be getting controlled by someone else.

Wow, deep question.

so I guess my answer stays no! hee hee

 

if you had a daughter what would you name her?

I have a two first names. Aundrea or Moriah. I love both of those names. And for sure, she’d have two middle names, the middle names of my mothers, Lynette and Miranda.

So Aundrea Lynnette Miranda or Moriah Lynnette Miranda.

 

do you ever wonder why we can hear what other people think, like how you can think in your own head and its like words and stuff but you cant like jump in and hear other peopls thoughts? would you want to do this? and even if its not like hear their thoughts but have a conversation with them all in your minds… i think that would be cool.. but i wonder if they’d have to be physically next to you to do it…

I actually would. I think mind/thought reading would be the best thing for my crazy ass. Then I could see between the lies and outside of the fakeness and make better decisions. And yes, i’ve sat and crazily pondered why i can hear my voice in my head when i think. and if you’re deaf… do you hear a voice? or do you see your thoughts like pictures and sign language? and if you know more than one language, which voice do you think in? or do they think in all of them? and blah blah blah i’m crazy.

Thanks for asking:   [BlueSun]

 

 

If you had a million dollars what would you do?! 

A million bucks can go far or not far at all, depending on wisdom. I’d totally pay off all my debt (which, including my car, is probably around 45,000 bucks… bleh!) and then I’d really want to try and invest at least 500,000 in something with a high enough return for me to live off of the interest. Then I’d do crazy random acts of kindness to my friends and family. and buy an x box 360 and a playstation 3.

cuz i’m big dork. yaaaay!

 

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?! Hawaii. I know that’s boring, but I really wanna go there. I don’t have to learn a new language and most of the food is probably safe. and it’s gorgeous and tropical. my kind of place!

 

is your mom still giving you crap?! Ah yes, she does at time. But she’s been unnaturally mellow lately. I think it’s her new pills. She’s been calling me "baby girl" a lot and trying not to piss me off. Maybe she’s tired of me going on rampages. I’m trying to be nicer too. We still shouldn’t live together for too much longer, we are like feral angry she devil cats… i love my mom. just sometimes she drives me crazy.

 

Muchas Gracias for asking:  [Untamed Cowgirl]

 

 

do you want anymore children?

 Yes. If i could have my way, I’d have 3 more kids. I think 5 kids is an awesome number. But I do want to try for one more most definitely, even if I just stop using condoms and getting stupid guys to give me sperm. My track record for not going after child support is exemplory, so they shouldn’t worry. I’M KIDDING.

but yeah, i hope against all hope i can try for my third child before i’m 30. That gives me less than 3 years. It’s doable. But oh well. Nothing wrong with having kids after that, but it’s riskier and i just wanna get it over with if i’m honest.

and if i found a guy who said "i just want to breed with you forever my sweet sweet love"… well… i’d so breed forever. i love having babies.

yes. i’m completely insane.

 

 Wooty woo for the ?’s: [darlingnikki]

Why for?

Cuz stone cold said so….

uh huh:  [trout]

 

I’d love to have sex with an insane werewolf after much alchohol and devil worshipping. Yep….

 

List every guy on your friends list here in OD-land and myspace that you have had a slight crush on… 

 Oh goodness. I can’t list their names! I like all the boys I talk to to some degree. Here I am going back on my word to answer all questions forthright. 

 

Lets just say there are several that if given the chance i’d drool all over. But nobody in particular can i mention right now. i suck. throw rocks.

Do you really wish we could have an ice cream date and bash every man in the head that walks by us? Yes, I do wish. We’d have a blast. not only because ice cream is heavens nectar and man bashing is unending fun… but because you and I would hit it off like gang bustahs on parade.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow-pop? (That’ll entertain you for a while) Well, if it’s my tongue, about 2 minutes of my time. How many licks that takes, who knows. But I don’t like the center, I throw it away. ha ha!

 

If you were a millionaire, how would you live your life?  Modest but not cheap. I’m a cheap wal mart fool at heart, but I do like nice things. And I’d be nice to people who needed me, but not too nice. I’m not a damn philanthropist.

 

<fontcolor=”#339966″>Do you *heart* me? *grins* I heart you muchly with heart sauce on top!

*muahs* to: [Just_for_me]

 

What is your favorite game of all time? Video game? I’d have to say Final Fantasy or Myst. Love those.

 

 

Pugs or Kitties? Kitties. Pugs are ok when other people own them.

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A few sticks. then he’d say "ew, chucking wood is dumb, i’d rather eat it"… and so he would.

 

Pie or Cookies? Cookie pie!!! hahahah. nah, i think i like cookies a liiiiiitttttle bt better. especially slightly burnt on the edges ones! mmm~!

 

On a scale of 1-10 how silly am i? you are a 10+ for you are the first person to combine midieval speak and slang (ex: Thee art loaded like woah) and make me laugh till my head pops off and runs away. har har.

 

Oui oui? mmm oui oui ouiiiiiii

 

<3 and kittens. yeah. kittens

That’s what you said: [LordJunon]

Oyyyy.. Here’s another question.

Ask the next person you see the following question and report back…

"Excuse me.. Do you have puddin’ in your pants?"..

My boss said I was insane and to stop doing drugs. ha ha!

love ya : [Just_for_me]

 

 

Hmmm… Lets have fun.

How old when you lost yer virginity? I was 19.

How many guys ye had… Uhhh, this is embarrassing. At around 18 boys on my belt…… I lost count of how many. I’m thinking I’ve slept with about 22 guys. Yeah, give me my slut badge PRONTO. I want it! gimmeee!!!!

Girls?  No girls…. yet…..

At the same time? Nope, just one at a time. no value meal combos…

 

Biggest turn on? I have so many… if a guy tastes good, smells good, pays lots of attention to me, has pretty eyesl.. or…If a guy is smart, funny, confident and has great hands, i’ll do anything he asks me to (such was the case with stupid photoboy, and look what that goe me)

 Turn OFF? Stupidity, stink, and too shy. I can’t be too overpowering or it’s annoying.

Thank you : [Grimm] y wimmy (I couldn’t help it)

Most embarassing moment? Oh jeesh, I don’t get truly embarrassed easily. When I trip and fall and split my pants I usually laugh and play it up. So I guess I’ll go with the other day a few months ago when I noticed my damn nipples poking out of my shirt at work like they were insane. That was embarrassing. and I couldn’t hide them. EEK.

A guilty pleasure? Uhhh, I like to color. In coloring books. Most things I DO tend tobe someones guilty pleasure. Oh, and showing my boobs on my webcam when i’m feeling frisky or slightly drunk. ha ha!

Something you really hate and why? I really hate stupidity. I know I say that a lot, but i can be in the BEST MOOD EVER and someone does something i deem "stupid" and then i’m instant evil bitch grouch. I can’t stand retarded idiots. And that’s mainly because people don’t HAVE TO BE SO DUMB. they just do it cuz they get away with it….That and stupid fast drivers who think they own the road. I wish I could do a pit maneuver on them and send them flying off the road.

 

Much obliged to: [Monji]

 

What happened with Jacob’s father?

Ok. some people will know this, but here goes. Basically, he’s a fucking idiot. Ok, so to cut past some serious drama (I’m willing to link you to a few entries if you like) we got married. He never moved in with me and it was like pulling teeth to get him to visit ONCE a week. Around a year into our marriage I set up a night for us to spend together at a hotel. i paid for a fancy dinner and all of it. first he tried to get out of dinner. then out of staying. then at about 9 the next morning he wanted to leave, he couldn’t even spend a lazy morning with me. that’s when it truly dawned on me that he was not my husband. and surely someone else was in his life, because he had to leave the room to call his "sister" several times. riiiiight…

Around a year and a few  months into the marriage…. he disappeared. no calls. no nothing… for about 6 months. I gave up, that’s when i declared myself single and got my groove thang on. He proceeded to try and get me back into his good graces with all of his same old lines and I have yet to fall for it. I talk to him MAYBE once a month to nag him about his car payment (another sack of drama) and that’s it. he asks about jacob, but i won’t let him make my baby cry (jacob spent about 2 months staring out the window ever other minute looking for his daddy and asking me why he didn’t come anymore, and after that I knew i wasn’t going to let that fucker hurt my son again. jonathon also proceeded to tell me after about 4 months that he didn’t like carlos and didn’t want him to be his daddy anymore, and since he’s not really, i was fine with that…) and i have told him if he wants to lay eyes on jacob again he will start to take responsibility for him in more ways than getting to see him and feed his ego. He has yet to even begin to do that. he won’t make a car payment on time, and he has yet to give me a measly 20 dollars a month towards his son. so screw him. as soon as i get money and a lawyer that shit is dead.

and he can go back to belize and die.

 No problem my dear: [pintador]

 

Ok! so that’s all the questions I got!

that was fun!

You can still ask me questions if you like.

and besides outing all of my secret crushes, i think i did good!

I just don’t want to say who i would really like to like cuz then dynamics change and I’m not in the mood. ha ha.

ok, i’m off to… stare at the clock for an hour and a half, i’m ready to GO HOME!