Why not candy Lord?! Why not candyyyyy!?!
I’m still not even halfway through my favorites list.
LAME.
whatever.
I’mworkinheah.
So you know what’s wrong?
When you’re walking and you smell "hot fish" and you think "ew, someone has a dirty vagina"
Yep, I went there.
It happened to me.
I was not the dirty vagina haver.
no!
I was the smeller.
which is worse?
I cannot tell you.
nope.
why did god make them smell that way? Seriously? I want to ask him.
"Yo god, why can’t girls smell like flowers and candy?!!!!"
jeesh.
i should probably get back to work.
a giant pile leers at me from the corner saying "you’re not even going to BE HERE TOMORROW, you should DO ME!"
When, having sex with my work is the last thing on my mind.
no work, I will not do you.
Instead I will stare at you play with yourself.
ha.
ok, no.
so my spicy chicken bowl was AWESOME.
so good.
like mmm mmm mmmmmm.
I wish you all had a Mitake restaurant across the street. It fixes everything with it’s spicy asian goodness.
What’s on the menu?
SPICY ASIAN! OH YEAH! Giggety giggiety….
whaaaaaat!
So, Baboo and I will be moving crap around this weekend. It’ll be interesting. I have to clean the area for the fridge, but I’m not quite sure where to put the stuff I have to clean.
Oh well.
We’ll figure it out.
blargh!
So on this stupid Sorority Life game on Facebook, some chick got all mad cuz I slapped her a few times.
Well she attacked me and made me depressed (meaning she hit me so hard she took all of my confidence away, which is like energy or health or whatever)!
Of coruse I slapped her face! Stupid cunt!
She’s all "what’s with the slaps? Get a job" or something retarded.
little does she know i do this AT MY JOB.
suck it cunt!
And then, i left her a comment being passive aggressive and bitchy.
yeah bitch. you like that don’t you. take it allllllll.
i have problems.
i need to grow up.
NEVAR!!!!!
Ok, so I have about 2 hours of work left, I should get to workin.
I love you’s peoples! I really do!
(oh, and if you read my "political rant" earlier, I added a link to the actual page asking for people to send them info. It is just… weird and scary to me… me no likey. it hits me wrong somehow, but whatever. go here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/ … and that’s about it.)
So yeah.
what was I doing?
Oh work!
ha ha…
I think what’s worse is when someone with crotch rot has been in the bathroom before you so when you go in there it still reeks and then someone comes in behind you and thinks it’s you. I just want to say its NOT me I swear! LOL. Damn fishy vajays!
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hahah looks at the previous note.. I thought I was the only one who used the term ‘crotch rot’
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Women speak of smelly vaginas like they are a regular occurrence. Is my lack of sniffing out these filthy crotch burrows because of my vaginal inexperience or is it that women have better noses for them?
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What I’d like to know is how do they get that way? I mean how do you let your ish get THAT bad?!!!
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LOL. I love how you clarified that you were not the “smelly vagina haver,” but the “smeller!” lol. HAHAHA! I’m not sure which is worse. You’d think having it would be worse… because you HAVE it and I’m assuming that that person can probably smell their own funk! But it’s not fun for anyone else to have to smell it either. Especially in close quarters. YUCK!!!!! xoxo<3
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I love your entries! You are so funny! I was just talking to a co-worker today about how whenever I smell a fish taco I like almost puke because it reminds me of dirty girls!
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lol @ the fish smell! Yesterday at work they emptied the back freezer, and apparently someone left fish in there from last year. You can imagine what it smelled like. I actually think even the skankiest, dirtiest vagina had nothing on what it smelled like. Not that I’d like to test that theory, myself. Disgusting.
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I’m more scared about the disinformation that’s being spread. There’s no real threat here. If the government were serious about genuinely spying on people (as we know they have been in the past), I don’t think they’d be asking people to report their neighbors in a blog post. I mean, they have trained operatives and everything. I will say one thing though, the Obama administration needs a much better PR department. These jokers are almost as bad as the people who ran the McCain campaign (into the ground). It’s pretty sad when people start actually believing that the president wants to kill old people.
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Hhm… I took a shower a few hours ago, but I am constantly concerned with crotch rot and funky fish folds… maybe I’m obsessed with a fresh and clean smelling lady land… or at the very least, obsessed that I don’t smell like low tide.
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Ew, ew, ew! That’s just…disgusting. GO CLEAN YOURSELF! Lol.
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Growing up is entirely overrated
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Sometimes when I go into the bathroom and I walk into a stall after someone I’ll smell that smell. It’s like, woman, get that checked out! It ain’t right to smell that way!
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I like the word cunt and I don’t know why so many people don’t. lol.
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I say if Peter Pan didn’t have to grow up, why the hell should you… or I for that matter?!
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giggety giggety! i think i’ve ran into you on farmtown.
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