why does he want to die?
My husband wants me to kill him.
He has become obsessed with "new parents" groups and "baby and me" meet ups and shit.
I’M NOT DOING THAT CRAP.
He insists that we are.
This is the man who won’t take a fucking lamaze class with me… but he wants to go hang around a bunch of stupid ass strangers talking about god knows what, pissing off his wife, for what?
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.
I am not happy right now.
this man wants to DIE.
now he wants us to go ride a train.
no reason.
just get on it because it’s new. and ride it.
*blink*
I must just be in bitch mode, because everything is pissing me right the fuck off.
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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lmao you really do crack me the f up, but i’m sorry baboo is being annoying with his fatherly groups – but at least it’s kinda cute that he’s excited and nervous, right? 😛 maybe you should compromise with him – tell him YOU’LL go to his parent meeting if HE’LL go to your lamaze class. it’s only fair!
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Poke him in the eye and then tell him pirates don’t do “mommy and me”
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just get on it because it’s new. and ride it. THAT’S WHY. 😉
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well…at least he’s…involved? ya iunno. cuz i’d choke a Hole if he wanted to do that shit. minus the train. cuz i’d totally do the train..lol
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Don’t know you, or anything, but, well, I can certainly sympathize. With you. And I remember my husband acting like that, about our baby. It affects people in strange ways, and in very different ways. If you like him, and if you want to keep him around, I say, pull him back in and settle him down. He just wants some attention. You’ll both ride up and down and inside-out on the roller coaster as you both realize what’s really happening.
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aw…. he’s being excited about being a new daddy. (BUT I sure as hell wouldnt want to do it either.)
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thank god, I never ever have to do that again. I hated the entire experience. Nothing like sitting around listening to hens going on about the eggs in their bellies. Yeah, that was sooooo much fun. Good luck.
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Bill’s trippin.
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lol, glad to hear he is excited. but if he’s interested in group crap then what’s the deal with lamaze?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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Don’t feel bad I’m having one of those off moments myself. It comes and goes but I’m over it. Hugs.
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I think if I were pregnant the idea of an arbitrary train ride would piss me off too.
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RYN: LOL I’d totally be down for more chicks showing me her bewbies =oP You can too if you feel so inclined lmfao j/k
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LMAO @ Maverick! Simple as that!
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Nope, no fucking way my pregnant ass would go hang out with strangers.
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yea, no. but at least he wants to be involved as a family. that’s positive!
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Men sometimes act so funny when they are getting ready for a baby. 🙂
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You gotta admit, its cute. Dont throw that pencil at me! It is. Love your bitchy face!!
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Does he not understand your anxiety issues? Furthermore, to HELP you bring the baby into the world, he needs to be there for the classes. Nevermind the hipster nonsense that comes after.
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“just get on it because it’s new. and ride it” So, so dirty….
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Okay Wifey. Hopefully you’re a little calmer about this. Cause if not you’re gonna wanna divorce me…But. I. Think. You should do this for Baboo….. I mean. YOU get to have the baby. Inside you. WE know it’s not all that damn fun. But HE should be able to have something. And this is his thing. To participate he wants to talk to others about it. Awww. Just slap me but dammit.
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