why are women so nasty and filthy?!
A few things for the afternoon:
1. Sometimes I’m glad I’m banned from reading some peoples dumb ass diaries. Just saying.
2. WHY CAN’T BITCHES PUT THEIR TOILET SEAT COVERS INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSH THEM?
Look, you stand up after you pee, you turn around, you kick that dumb handle (even if you use your hand, you are still standing up aren’t you?) and you make sure that nasty thing you just sat on goes down with the rest. It’s EASY.
If you don’t stand up, I don’t understand why you’re flushing. Courtesy flushes aside… get up and when you’re done! Get off the damn seat. And if you sit there because it’s fun… well at least stand up before the flush is over and push the damn thing in. Or flush again once you decide it’s time to stop fiddling around on a damn toilet.
Seems common sense and courtesy?
Nope, two stalls in our bathroom have covers on them still. Like someone thinks it’s a thing to leave it there for the next person.
You’re so kind. Because I really want to use your nasty seat cover too.
GOD.
3. I’m falling in love with baby carrots and italian dressing. I’m so diabetic. blaaaaah.
4. Is today over yet? NO.
why?
because today hates me.
THAT IS ALL!
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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and here i thought women didn’t even fart…
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<3
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Just kick the stupid thing in the toilet or let the water pull it down. They dont just disappear! Nasty women. Oh and cover your damn pad / tampon in paper!
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First, *barf*. Second, ryn Deal! Will you also Tell my hubby the baby can’t hear him yet But having Justin beiber songs sung into my “megaphone” will make me feel a little punchy. No matter How many babies are in the song.
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That is hilarious. lol Really.. why can’t they. lol
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Hugs.
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When I was a lifeguard I had to clean the restrooms at the end of the shift and the women’s room was more disgusting than the men’s, by a long shot.
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Maybe some women don’t understand that the seat covers are flushable, and they don’t want to pick it up and put it in the trash? hahaha look at me trying to make excuses when I know they’re just lazy and dirty! When I was in Job Corps it was my job to clean showers one week and a girl felt it necessary to take her tampon out – IN THE SHOWER! HAH! yeah like I cleaned that up. When confronted about”not finishing my job” I responded that it was my job to clean the showers, not clean up after some filthy lazy bitch. 😛 I feel so sad now to see how much you’re falling in love with carrots and to know they MIGHT be the problem 🙁 🙁
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Women really are dirty and nasty. If mine doesnt go in when I flush, I kick it in with my foot lol
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That is gross. I have never encountered that! Lol
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That is gross. I have never encountered that! Lol
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i hate seat covers period. if people washed themselves and actually sat on toilets instead of squatting and pissing all over the seats then covers wouldn’t be necessary. imo. but if you are going to use one, clean it the eff up. gross.
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Disgusting stuff we can come across sometimes…thankfully not me…yet! I love your writing style…its hilarious!
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