Where do babies come from?

Oh my little three year old… behold the conversation that was had about 2 minutes ago:

Jake: "remember when I lived in your stomach mom?"

Me:  "yes"

Jake: "your stomach is fat mom"

Me: "you made it fat when you were living in there"

Jake: "well what about the other babies?"

Me: "what other babies?"

Jake: "the ones inside there?" he pats my stomach

Me: "i don’t have any othe rbabies"

Jake: "why not?

Me: "because they aren’t made yet"

Jake: "well build them!"

Me: "i don’t have all the parts i need to build them"

Jake: "why not?"

Me: "because you need special parts to make babies in the mommies tummy"

Jake: "like… ROBOTS?!"

Me: "ummmm… robots?"

Jake: "yeah, cuz robots build things mom! don’t you know!"

so that is how babies are made.

with robots.