What if your butt tasted like a lemon?

Wow… 7 days! SURRIOUSSSSSLYYYY.

Dexter, you need a kiss!!!

I’m freakin out. ha ha!

Ah yes, hello friday. It’s lovely.

I am off from work, I just dropped Baboo off at his office and now I’m sitting here taking a moment before I clean up.

My step mother will be by with my boys in about 2 hours so I have plenty of time to make the house look presentable and throw out all the alcohol bottles. hahaha!

Last night Baboo and I went to Islands for burgers. They were pretty tasty. I got this one with pepper jack cheese and a jalapeno crusted burger or something like that and it was DELISH!

Then we got some champagne and beer  and came hom e and got all drunky. I had strawberry champagne. it was so good! mm!!!!

Might I say some really fantastic sex occured? OMG!!!! My orgasm lasted like five minutes or something. It was so awesome. Wee haw!

But then I got a cramp in my leg. *snort*

After that we sorta passed out (didn’t get to watch Quarantine… we’ll watch it tonight maybe) and I had this crazy dream I had special powers and I could levitate (found that out in the middle of sex when I was gonna fall off the bed but didn’t hit the ground) and fly and teleport and create things out of thin air.  I realized it was a dream and I was having so much fun flying!!!

Maybe I’ll write it out because it was pretty dope. I hated waking up.

YES I CALLED IT DOPE!

that’s cuz i’m cool.

I bet you didn’t know I was so cool.

Well now you do, bow down!

Anyway, I am going shopping today for a cute shirt. I have a few things in mind but I’m pretty sure I’ll end up at Target…

tarjay….

har har.

i’m so sick of hallucinating bugs.

don’t ask.

I guess I better get to cleaning. I have to wash dishes too.

ugh. dishes just suck a giant lemon ASS. (though, if butts tasted like lemons… think about it… the possibilities….)

I hope everyone has a great Friday and such and so on and forth along the merry path!

I’m gonna just sit around freaking out cuz I’m SO EXCITED!!!

Oh, I also need to go to Wal Mart and see if they have some luggage for cheap.

They have some cute stuff online, but I’ll try the store and if not I’ll try to buy online and have it shipped to the store. But I think I waited too long, cuz it probalby takes a few days.

bleh blarghidy.

i’m gone baby gone…

shapowza!

*blink*