Weird ass day

Today is a weird ass day.

fo sho.

I woke up feeling crappy but decided I wanted to fix my crazy hair. I never want to fix my hair in the morning, but I did today.

I’d take a pic, but I’m afraid it won’t look as cute as it feels and then I’ll cry. lol.

So then we get to work and I’ve heard "You look awake and chipper" and other such comments and I almost want to look behind me because they can’t possibly be talking to my zombie ass!

And now this man walked by and said "good morning doll" and it was just WEIRD.

Whatever.

Blargh.

Work beckons with it’s wrinkled evil hand.

So wanna hear something weird (TMI alert!)

My period has completely stopped.

I’m sure it’ll come back later (lol)… but it’s like I just bled out the second half of my uterine lining (groooossssaaa) in that episode yesterday and it’s done. lol.

I even feel like I do when my period is over. Sorta "lighter" and CRAZILY horny. I almost jumped on Mr. Weiner last night, but thought better of it. lol. He can get a blow job another day damn it!

Anyway, it’s just weird. sometimes I do get a slight "pause" in the action and then the remaining repairs are completed. but maybe my body is just trying to give me the shorter periods I’ve always dreamed of. I guess I should be careful what I ask for right?!

I know I need to go to a Dr though. TMI Confession: I haven’t gone for a pap exam or to a gyno for over 4 years. I had a scare and these mandatory appts every six months for 2 years and it just freaked me out and once they said I was fine and I could go back to a yearly exam I’ve avoided them. They send me letters and call me now and then, but I avoid them like the plague. I know that’s wrong, but I can’t help it. I’m scurred!

So enough of that.

My boys are going with their uncle (My 24 yr old brother, Johny) this weekend. He is taking them to the local fair (I think I mentioned that already)and keeping them till Sunday or Monday! Egads!

I propsed that Baboo and I do something Saturday, but he has some weird party to go to that I’M NOT INVITED TO. I plan on telling him it’s sorta rude to go to a party without me AGAIN especially after all the improvements we’ve made recently. But maybe he’s not allowed to bring anyone… which is lame. Who invites someone and says "no, you can’t bring your significant other!"

bah.

Maybe I’ll tell him today!

So anyway, we might do something on Friday night. Go to the Elephant Bar (which we haven’t eaten at yet, we just got drinks and appetizers during happy hour last week… Cadillac Margaritas are AMAAAAAAZING!!!!) with his friend maybe. We’ll see.

So I just told Baboo it sucks he’s going to a party without me.

Lets see what he says….

omg, he is such a doofus.

he was like "ha ha… wanna come"

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

So I just chewed him out about being insensitive. I don’t know what makes him think he should go to parties alone. I mean, if it’s a guys night out, I don’t expect to be invited, but ANYTHING ELSE, YOU ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO GO WITH YOU.

Seriously.

And the entire situation is different. It’s not like before where I didn’t have a babysitter. One perk of my brother is that he doesn’t mind watching the boys.I even pulled him aside and asked him if he minded watching the boys so much and he said no. I gave him some money last night and he’s happy just having his own room and a computer and a cell phone… so really I shouldn’t feel TOO BAD right?!!

ha.

so yeah…

I just made him agree that we will automatically invite each other to things unless it’s "boys" or "girls" only. He needs to get used to what it means to have a girlfriend. I know he’d rather go and flirt and be his normal dumb self. But that’s not acceptable.

 I just got imagery of me being pregnant and him going to parties while I sit at home alone stuffing my face with sweets and crying while I watch lifetime tv dramas and cry while stroking my belly…

 I’ll kick his ASS if he thinks that’s gonna happen!!!!

He acts like if I had friends (cuz i don’t *sad*) and was invited to things and left HIM at home, he’d be fine with it when he KNOWS he wouldn’t be.

blah.

so I guess we’re going to a party on Saturday.

I have no idea. I’ll be all socially anxious and probably quiet and meek and nothing like normal and perhaps I’ll hate it because that dumb bitch he was hanging all over in those pics a while back is gonna be there. I’ll be civil, but if she makes one weird look at me, I’m socking her in the face and stepping on her!!!!!

damn it!!!!!! (just kidding, but I’ll want to)

Shit, now I gotta figure out something to wear. I do have a default "this outfit makes me look less fat" to fall back on. I’ll probably wear that. lol…

Wow, this entry got long, didn’t it.

I flee now!

I have a donut to eat! MMM donut….