Webcam Whore *pic n stuff*

This is great, I’ve fallen into the afer lunch "I’m so tired i’m about to fall fast first into my desk or the floor or wherever my dead body falls because i’m TOO TIRED TO STAY AWAKE!"

It’s what those nut commercials make fun of, when you’re just so tired you miss giant things happening all around you.

I guess I’ll eat some almonds.

Hopefully they will put some energy into my brain.

Please hold.

It sorta worked.

but  i swear my head feels SO HEAVY and my eyes are watering cuz i’m trying to keep them open.

horrible.

so look at this card Jonathon made me:

I put it up at my desk and I can see it at all times.

I wonder if that googly eyed face is what scares me.

I guess the square head is jon (along with the giant face) and Jacob is the other kid with the crazy hair. And thats one of our cats.

I don’t know.

I think he writes pretty good for a second grader though! So does my Jake. I’ll have to post a pic of something he’s written tomorrow with the rest of the madness.

I need more nuts in my mouth.

ha ha.

BOTH KINDS.

tadow, bet you didn’t expect that! did you!

ok so maybe you did.

I think today is debauchery day and I missed it, cuz like lots of favs are all horny and stuff.

mauybe it’s debauchery WEEK.

I am going into heat myself.

I tried to molest Baboo the last time he was over, but he was having none of it.

I even got on the floor with my face in his crotch and he was like "go feed me woman!!!"

and i was like jeesh, he turned down a totally unsolicited BJ…

oh well.

I’m going to go post a random quote from a random entry from my past.

aren’t you excited?!

shut it!

I have thousands of entries, and only a handful of you have been around long enough to have read all of them… but iw as reading back and I was a nut.

it’s funto see i haven’t changed much.

but i have changed some!

lol… here’s a fun set of entries about my webcam whore days (rather than a quote from them, cuz the entries are funny)… h

ilarious (I don’t even remember the second one!):

Webcam Whore presents: OOO a PENIS!!!

and…

Webcam Whore presents: drug snorting freak guy

wow… i was a slutty mcslut wasn’t i!

oh well…

(I guess I’m not gonna talk about my mom in this entry am i)

and just for good measure, this is my method of flirting. Now that I look ati t, I was aggressive and crazy. No wonder most guys were scared away:

No Penis is Safe