typing like a crackhead
Well, the frappucino is hard at work making me completely unable to focus on anything for longer than 3 seconds.
case in point, I don’t even know why I wanted to start this entry!
So…
my vagina hurts.
yeah.
Last night when Baboo was getting all frisky, he was a bit overzealous and worked too fast and my sleep body just wasn’t ready for all the advances and I think I tore a bit.
I know you care.
I know you want to know about the condition of my vagina.
mark it down on your logs so you can refer back to it later.
har har hardy har!
not.
really.
so yeah.
my vagina.
poor vagina.
poor me.
poor you reading this.
i need to go look up zombieland times.
maybe we can go to a late late showing.
maybe it won’t be as bad.
maybe it’ll suck more.
baboo has a friend who is having a costume party later in the month.
i hate dressing up.
i am not buying shit.
but i want to go.
the children were bad so we are probably not going to take them to the movies this weekend.
i need to do something nice for my brother, cuz it’s basically punishing him for their badness. And then he’s stuck home babysitting!
Any ideas?
blah.
he was crying yesterday.
still not sure what to do.
my poor brother.
we are going to act in a commercial he is making for his film class.
that should be interesting.
i’m typing like a crackhead.
how do you type like a crackhead?
well it’s very fast with a lot of typos.
that means i have to go back like a non crackhead and fix all this crap.
i want a quiet weekend where i can sit in my room and write zombie scripts.
i want need need want need!
with more needy needy want want.
on top with cheese.
ew?
ok, whipped cream.
i want elephant bar mongolian beef.
and thai chicken salad.
and creme brulee.
and margaritas.
and on and on till the break of dawn.
what what?
ok, i’m done.
damn coffee…
ps. being a non crackhead when you are a certified crackhead is really hard.
mmm coffee…
;-o
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I read this entry really really fast and I think I caught some of your caffeine(iene?) craze
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buy him porn, hehe.
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Go to the costume party as a torn vagina.
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You know, one of your entries kinda like this is what started me reading you. Ahhhh…memories. How about just asking him what he wants to do?
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ryn: Why 211 is my old trusty night cap of course, lol. Its a very strong beer. Not strong to me anymore because I’ve taken to drinking one every night to help me get to sleep. But yeah, its beer. Ummmm (said like homer simpson) I know, don’t tell me. I definitely need to break that habit
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I sooooo want to see Zombieland. Last week I bought Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead and Diary of the Dead. There is a city close to me with the Name Regina (also known as the city that rhymes with vagina.) I hope yours feels better. I love starbucks Frappuchinos. [Night Owl]
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ugh. i’m not sure how child welfare works in LA, but in san diego county they would be getting your brother into some services like therapy to help with the adjustment. it’s a tough system to be a part of (haha and i’m interviewing for a position tomorrow) but push the social worker to do something for him!!
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Had to laugh at Rusted Armour’s note. ryn: People always assume it’s scarier to raise girls than boys. But can you imagine the wrath that parents would heap on your head if your son deflowered their virgin daughter? Or impregnated her, even….. Downright horrifying @@
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Ummm… poor vajayjay? If it’s possible, you should take your brother out to the movies or dinner or something- just the two of you.
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LOL! You’re sooo funny. lol. Marking down that your vagina hurts as we speak. CHECK! 🙂
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Hey Girl! I love the way your mind just rambles and the way it translates into your writing. RYN: If you ever feel like reading the other stories that I’ve written feel free to email me at wickedniceguy.od@gmail.com The four stories I’ve written are all short, most being between 7 to 10 pages long. As for the one I’m writing now.. who knows, it seems like I could turn it into a book with all that’s been running through my mind. Take care and have a great weekend. Go to the beach.. it’s suppose to be hot Saturday.
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thanks for the vagina update 🙂 I for one was looking forward to it.
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Go as a zombie! You love zombies. It’s not really a costume if you tear up some of your old clothes and you know… make yourself look all zombieish. 🙂 ~
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what do you mean by crack head? and great. 🙂 i’m not about to start a flcl fan club or something, but it’s nice to know that i’m not the only one that thinks it’s amazing.
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Now then, hope you’re ‘feeling’ a bit better. Later.
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I hope your brother is alright.
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