This is your life on blahmfftcrazysauce

I had a delicious free cheesesteak sandwich with BACON ON IT.

mmmm.

Sometimes I feel bad for enjoying animal flesh SO MUCH. Other times I feel bad that some people think it’s wrong to eat the animals. Then I feel sorry for people who choose to not eat animals at all. Then I just dont’ give a fuck as I chomp on more animals.

mmm meat. 

it’s what for dinner.

I’m really in the mood for a fight.

I keep leaving REALLY mean notes and then deleting them. THANK GOD for that feature. I’d probably have pissed half of you guys off today.

I wonder if I’ll pick a fight with Baboo.

nah, I hate fighting with him. It hurts.

I’ll just play some random video game tonight, ok so it won’t be random (FFXIII), and that’ll make me feel better.

I don’t feel like going home and cooking fish.

but that’s what dinner is.

like it or DIE.

*croak*

I’m dead.

also fat.

I’m probably not going to eat much, maybe a pile of veggies. I’ve been into green beans like a maniac lately.

I like the really thin ones. I cook them very lightly to keep them crispy. I don’t need to add any butter or salt or anything. I just like their natural flavor.

My mouth waters just thinking about them. I’m going to buy LOTS OF THEM and just gorge until I get sick of them. Maybe I’ll lose a few pounds, whaddya think?

I’m not hungry right now though. bleh.

I really want to talk about the other things that happened at the Final Fantasy Concert. I am still sorta enchanted by it all (even though the booger man tainted it!)… it was such a neat thing and I’m so happy Baboo got us tickets and yeah… I’m definitely going to want to go again!!!!

Another weird thing, I’m playing FF XIII right now and I’m getting a lot more out of it the second time around than I did the first. If you remember, I got about 60 hours in, our PS3 crashed and I lost all my data. I had a hard time getting back into it, but now that’s a year later, I’m SO into it and I’m seeing more nuance in the story and how they made the characters interact. A lot of people felt like the characters were cookie cutter and shallow, but not so! I get it now! I get it!!!

*geek dance time*

*dooby dooby doo. doobie doobie doob. doobie dah dah dah dah doobie badoo!!!!!*

Did you dance with me?

WHY THE HELL NOT DAMN IT GODDAMNED SHIT ASS FUCK.

I’m still angry, obviously.

ready to fight with you for not dancing with me.

then, as we’re fighting we stop… look at each other, move closer and we make out  all sloppy and loud smacking lips and groping hands.

and i’be like DON’T TOUCH MY VAGINA! IT’S STILL BLOODY!!!

and that would break the mood ENTIRELY.

unless you’re into that sort of thing.

 ha ha ha!

ya’ll should go sign up for my page and join my zombies vs ? debates!

right now I’m doing zombies vs vampires (I saw some commercial for a movie or something)… I think the zombies will win.

Check it out:

ZOMBIES vs VAMPIRES <— click it! click it nowwwwwww. (I pity the fool who doesn’t click my link!)

You don’t have to sign up as a character. You can be an observer and just read and comment on the non character related stuff.

ok, that’s it.

I think I’ll start a fight with that bitch who is always talking in my brain.

you talkin to me?

YES YOU, LETS FIGHT!

oh rumble time is ON.

crackalackin

booty smackin

taco shackin

what?

yeah…

okthankyouiloveyoubyebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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