this is a horny crazy rant, you’re warned.
So lets just get this out of the way.
I’m horny.
I haven’t had sex in OVER A MONTH NOW.
Omigod… going crazy.
I masturbated like a nutcase all month. I didn’t talk about it much cuz it gets creepy if I say it too often. but three times a day most days? Waking up in the middle of the night to rub one out?
crazy.
it hasn’t been this bad in a while.
it was SO HARD to refrain from jumping Baboo yesterday, but I just didn’t feel "fresh" enough. hahahaha.
FRESH. and FLY. And FUNKTASMIC. You know you want a piece of me cuz I’m super fresh today!
I so masturbated last night too.
alll over my bed. (just imagine me… rolling all over my bed… in uproarous ecstasy. that’s not what it was like, but I just had an image and I wanted to share…)
hahahah.
bedsterbation!
Anyhow, I keep having panic attacks (small ones) in my head that he’s not gonna come over tonight and I’m gonna end up in a huff rubbing orgasms out while hugging my pillow and crying.
*blink*
NO I’M NOT THAT CRAZY. (but yes, you are)
i just have a vivid imagination.
*blink*
ANYWAYS.
He’s coming over and I can’t wait. I. Can’t. Wait.
No!
I have to drive through dumb traffic to get to him… buuuut… dinner is already cooked and my room is (mostly) cleaned and I feel good, despite the fact tha tmy HEAD WANTS TO EXPLODE.
it hink it wants caffeine. I was even trying to find some free chocolate (until I realized that is not the way to feed my addiciton AND lose weight. I’ll have to get some teabags (giggle, i said teabag) for work!)… but nobody had any.
and so.
i’m here.
thinking about sex
and how smooth my vagina is right now.
what?
i warned you. nasty nasty nastay.
shut up! you filthy filth!
my legs are shaved too. they feel nice.
hello nice legs. helloooooo.
i have an hour of work left… or just a little under.
whatever shall i do?
i was concocting work to do, but it’s dumb and i don’t feel like doing it.
i’m gonna go delegate some stuff and feel IMPORTANTE! (yes, with a bad spanish accent! say it out loud! say it with meeeee!!!)
tanto.
TANTO!
oh look.
😀
it’s him! he’s so cute! hi smiley!!!
😀
Yes….
i’m gonna go cuz i’m losing it. (it’s gone, oh it’s gone!)
i’ll probably be back in 5 minutes.
Its been 9 weeks here and counting…
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i’m starting to wonder if you and i are the same person.
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LOL! “Laughs Shakes head and covers face with hand.” You’re Nuts! Yeeeeees, I think all of us who have sex and Looooove It, tend to go a bit crazy every now and then, when we’ve been so long a time without it! HA! LOL! I’d likely be a Raging Maniac by now! Hell, I can’t wait to get my period over with, so I can have Phillip between my legs again! 😉 LOL! Anyway Hun, Hope Ya Get Some!
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Laaater! 😉 Lol.! Hugs.!
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I love how women’s legs feel after they are all shaved and lotioned up… well love how their bodies feel. Most the time my girlfriend thinks she is Chewbacca from Star Wars, but when she decides to do it, I love just rubbing her body all over. Its so nice to touch.
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Dude… only 3x a day?!
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Before I gave birth to Bright Eyes, I thought there was no one hornier than me. I’ll probably get back there someday. I f*cking hope so, anyway.
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LOL! You’re so crazy!! hehe. You said “teabag!” ;o) xoxox!!!
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No pictures of you masterbating or your success at shaving? 😛 Hehe, hope your needs get taken care of. Wish mine would.
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i’ve gotten myself so hot and bothered i’ve rubbed one out at work sitting at my desk or go into the handicapped stall in the bathroom. lol damn us horny girls
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ahhhhhhhhhh you’re so funny. I HOPE YOU GET SOME HOTT SEX TONIGHT!
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have a blast. or make him go blast. haha. Chris 😛
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Oh, I am so freaking with you. So freaking with you. Lol. At least you write about it rather than those people who keep it all … not … keep it hidden … like a secret. Being horney is so NOW! Like right now. I want sex. errrm, Yeah.
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hehehehe, teabag! u said teabag! i love when girls say “rub one out!” i dont know what it is about my faves, but thats the term we all use for strokin the kitty!!!! great minds think alike 😉
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hai, regards..
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Aw poor Monique…masbedtation sucks…*WE WISH*…Borthday was yesterday and it was sh!t…3 guesses why? Lol…anyways food calling…Pizza for me…yumm…x x x
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… five months. *evil grumpy face* haha.
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With the exception of that last one, you can add me to that list of being in need.
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im at 3 and a half months without… sux royally
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I’m as down with masturbation as with sex with my hottt Sylvia. My sex drive is relentless and I can’t expect her to want sex as often as I want it. And masturbation is a different high than physical sex. Both rule in different ways and I need a lot of both. I’m happily addicted to porn and know what I like. Sylvia like it, too, and we warm up with a hot scene before getting down. Porn and you?
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